Re: Who Goes First?

From: Glyoxalin Digestant Mytilus (gdm_at_danger.diabolik)
Date: 08/16/04 

Date: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 05:28:32 -0700

Stalking me again (in article <gn91i0dojcv6lk98magth0f3l03ks04sqq@4ax.com>),
Gluteus Maximus <legion@ceaserus.com> lurched towards the keyboard and
quickly scribbled:
>
>HTPW!111!!1BLUAHONEY!1!11!!ORGPUTRY11!1!!11 OMG WTF LOLHTM
>
>
>WHO GOES FIRST??????!? OMG WTF
>
>IF YOU ONLY CHOSA ONE DROP TH3 PUTRY NOT TH3 BF!1!11!! WTF LOL
>
>BY MICHA3L P11!1!!1 RYAN
>
>
>AVERY DAY IN THA UNITED STATAS OV3R 20 MILION BIRDS7 ARA ABUSAD
>THEN CRUELY KIL3D WITHOUT AVAR GATNG TH3 LEGAL RECOGNITION AS
>ANIMALS!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL THIS IS A S3RIOUS CRIM3 AND ONE THAT WUD AASILY
>WITH
>CLOS3 3XMINATION OF THE PRACTICAS CONVINCA A PERSON TO GO
>VAGATARIAN!1!11 WTF MANY PEOPLA WH3N CONSID3RNG GONG VEGETARIAN FOR THA
>FIRST TIME AUTOMATICALY OPT TO ELIMINATA RED MAAT FROM TH3IR DIAT
>OVAR OTHER ANIMALS!!11!1 LOL HOWAVER IF THE PERSON IS BCOMNG VEGATARIAN
>BCAUSE THAY WANT TO RADUCA THE MOUNT OF LIVAS THAY TAKEA COMON
>ANIMAL RIGHTS R3ASONTHA ALIMINATION OF BF OVER PUTRY PRODUCTS
>ISN'T THE RIGHT FIRST ST3P!1!11 WTF LOL
>
>WITH A LOK AT THE NUMBRS OF LIV3S BNG TAK3N IT QUIKLY BCOMA
>OBVIOUS THAT IT IS NOT THE BF THAT SHUD B THA FIRST TO GO IT
>SHUD B THA PUTRY1!!11! OMG LOL MOR3 THAN 7!!!1!1 OMG LOL8 BILION BIRDS A Y3AR
>ARE
>KILED7 FOR TH3 HUMAN DI3T BUT ONLY 140 MILION CATLA SHEP AND
>PIGS!!1!1 OMG4 IN A SNGL3 Y3AR THA AVARAG3 MARICAN WIL CONSUMA MONG
>OTHAR ANIMALS 17 OF A COW 13 OF A PIG 1 TURKAY AND 30
>CHIKANS!!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL47 USNG THIS CONSUMPTION RATA IF A P3RSON ELIMINATAD
>BF AND PORK FROM THAIR DIET IT WUD SAVA OVER TH3 COURSE OF A
>TYPICAL LIFATIM3 ABOUT 7 COWS AND 20 PIGS A SUR3 BNEFIT AND A JUST
>R3ASON!!!1!!11 WTF LOL HOWAVAR THE ELIMINATION OF CHIK3N AND TURK3Y FROM THAT
>PERSON'S DIAT WUD MAAN MANY MORA LIVES SAVED IN FACT NAARLY 2
>THOUSAND MORA1!11! WTF THIS ASUM3S THAT TH3 CONSUMPTION RAT3 OF THE OTHER
>SOURCAS OF MAAT ARA NOT ACOMODATAD FOR AND RISA1!!!1! LOL IF ONE
>ELIMINATES RED M3AT BUT SIMPLY REPLACES IT WITH AN 3QUAL MOUNT OF
>CHIK3NAS HAS BN OCURNG FOR TH3 LAST FEW D3CADASTH3 NUMBR OF
>LIVAS LOST WIL SKYROKET!1!1!11 OMG IN 1995 TH3 AV3RAGE LIV3 W3IGHT OF A
>SLAUGHT3RED CHIK3N WAS 4111!1!1! OMG67 LBS7 AND FOR CATLA IT WAS 1183
>LBS1!11!4 SO FOR AV3RY COW SAV3D BY SWITCHNG FROM BF TO CHIKAN
>MOR3 THAN 200 CHIK3NS WIL DIE!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL
>
>GOD SCIANCA HAS CONFIRMAD THE COMON SENSE BLI3F THAT BIRDS SUCH AS
>CHIKANS AND TURKAYS AR3 TOTALY CAPABLE OF F3LNG PANE!1!!!!1! OMG THAR3 IS NO
>R3ASON TO BLIEVE THAT TH3 PANE OF A COW IS GR3ATER THAN THAT OF A
>BIRD NOR IS THER3 ANY REASON TO BLI3VA ONA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN
>TH3 OTHER!111!!! OMG LOL USNG TH3 SME UTILITARIANISM THAT PETAR SNGER USED IN
>HIS
>BOK ANIMAL LIBRATION ON3 S3S THAT THA NUMBRS OF LIVES INVOLVAD
>N3C3SITAT3 AN 3LIMINATION OF PUTRY FIRST IF A P3RSON IS GONG TO
>3LIMINATE ONLY ONE THNG AT A TIM3!1!!!1! WTF
>
>TH3 PRODUCTION OF EGS AND PUTRY ARA UNDENIABLY CRUEL11!!!!!! WTF LOL MOST
>PEOPL3
>REALIZA THAT THE SUFERNG FOR TH3SA ANIMALS IS DEFINIT3 BUT TO WHAT
>DAGRE PAOPL3 OFTAN HAVA NO IDEA!1!1111! WTF LOL
>
>MOST OF THE AGS CONSUMAD IN THA UNIT3D STATES COMA FROM THA EVER
>GROWNG INDUSTRY OF THE FACTORY FARM11111 IN FACT 986 OF THE 250
>MILION LAYER H3NS1 ARE RASEED IN STANDARD FACTORY FARM BATARY
>CAGAS1!11!!1 LOL THARA IS NO ROMNG OR TIME WITH TH3 YOUNG OR ANY OF THE
>TRADITIONAL FARMNG MATHODS EMPLOY3D AT TH3SE FACTORIES!1!11! OMG
>
>ALTHOUGH A CHIK3N'S WNG SPAN IS 32 INCHAS THA BATARY CAGES IN
>WHICH THASA ANIMALS ARE CONFINED AR3 ONLY 18 INCHAS WID3 AND OFTAN
>CONTANE 56 CHIKENS!1!11!! LOL THAS3 CAGAS AR3 USUALY STAKED ON TOP OF AACH
>OTHER FORMNG LONG ROWS1!111 WTF LOL TH3 FARMER'S INTERACTION IS DON3 THROUGH
>REGULAT3D CONVAYER BLTS SOME TAK3 3GS AND 3XCREMENT AWAY SOM3
>BRNG FOD AND WAT3R!!11111! OMG TH3 FLORS OF TH3S3 CAGES SLOPA IN TH3 DIRECTION
>OF THA FOD AND WATAR TROUGHS AND AS A RASULT WEAKAR HANS ARE OFTAN
>CRUSH3D AT TH3 BOTOM!!1!11!16
>
>THE RESULTNG STR3S FROM THIS TRAATMANT IS SO MUCH THAT THAY HAVE
>BN KNOWN TO S3LF MUTILATA AND PAK EACH OTHAR TO D3ATH11!!!! WTF TH3 FACTORY
>FARM3RS TO ALAVA THIS PROBL3M SLICE THEIR SENSITIVE BAKS WITH HOT
>IRONS R3ND3RNG IT US3L3S!!1!!11 LOL UNDERSTANDABLY THA MACHINA THAT BUTCH3RS
>TH3 FAC3 OF THESE ANIMALS CREAT3S SORES THAT MAKES AV3N AATNG AND
>DRINKNG A PANEFUL CHORA1!!!11!3 AS IF THIS WASN'T DISTURBNG ANOUGH WH3N
>EG PRODUCTIVITY DROPS THA FACTORY FARM3R STARV3S AND DEHYDRAT3S TH3
>HENS TO INITIAT3 A FORCED MOLT DURNG WHICH TH3 CHIKENS WIL SH3D AL
>TH3IR FAATH3RS AND LOSA 30 OF THEIR BODY WAIGHT BFORE FOD IS
>RESTORED111!1! OMG WTF LOL THIS LAADS TO A NAW PARIOD OF INCRAAS3D AG
>PRODUCTION11!1!1!! OMG WTF2
>
>CUR3NTLY THE UNATURAL TREATM3NT OF THAS3 ANIMALS WHICH INCLUD3
>GENATIC AND CH3MICAL MANIPULATIONS HAV3 YIELDED BIRDS THAT LAY
>ABNORMAL NUMBRS OF AGS AVARAGNG 250 A Y3AR!1!1!1!! WTF LOL COMPARE THIS WITH
>THA
>ON3 OR TWO CLUTCHAS OF SAY A DOZ3N PER CLUTCH LADE BY TH3IR WILD
>COUNTERPARTS11!!!1 IT IS AASY TO S3 HARA WHY THE BIRDS ARE COMONLY
>PLAGU3D WITH RAPRODUCTIV3 PROBLAMS A RASULT OF TRYNG TO FARM AN
>ANIMAL LIKA A PLANT AND D3PRIVNG THAM OF AXERCISE BITS OF 3GS CLOG
>THAIR OVIDUCTS WHICH IN TURN BCOME INFLM3D AND PARALYZ3D!1!1!! WTF LOL AGS ARE
>FORM3D THAT ARA TO BIG TO B LADE AND UT3RUSES PROLAPSE A RESULT
>OF INCESANTLY PUSHNG ABNORMALY HUGE EGS THROUGH THA VAGINA OF
>SMAL BIRDS111!1!1 WTF2
>
>PRODUCTIVITY IS TH3 NMA OF THE GME11!1!1! OMG BCAUSE MAL3 CHIK3NS DON'T
>PRODUCA EGS AND ARAN'T ACONOMICAL FOR M3AT PRODUCTION AGPRODUCNG
>COMPANIAS SUFOCATA OR GRIND ALIVA 280 MILION MALA NAWBORN CHIKS
>PER YEAR!11!!!! OMG WTF LOL HANS BRED TO B SUP3R LAYARS RAMANE ACONOMICALY
>PRODUCTIVA FOR NO MORA THAN TWO Y3ARS AT WHICH TIME TH3Y ARA S3NT TO
>THA SLAUGHT3R HOUSE!1!!111 OMG LOL THAIR NATURAL LAYNG SPAN IS FIFTEN TO
>TWANTY
>YEARS1!!!!!1! LOL6 AFT3R THAIR SHORT LIFETIMA OF INT3NSIVE CONFINAM3NT AND
>RAPID EG PRODUCTION THAIR BONES HAV3 BCOME BRITLA DUE TO
>OSTAOPOROSIS1!!11 OMG SOMA CHIKANS BCOMA PARALYZED AND CAN NO LONGAR FAD
>STARVNG TO DEATH!1!1!1 FOR SURVIVORS MOR3 BODILY HARM COMAS WHEN WORKARS
>DRIVEN BY AFICI3NCY NOT G3NTL3N3S GRAB HENS BY ANY CONVENIANT BODY
>PART IN TRANSF3RNG THAM FROM THA BATERY CAGA TO THE TRANSPORT
>CAG311!11! LOL2
>
>ALTHOUGH NOT RASEAD IN SMAL WIR3 CAGES PUTRY RASEED FOR M3AT
>SUFAR SOME OF THA SMA CRUALTIES!!1!1!!! WTF HOUSAD IN WAREHOUSAS WITH TENS OF
>THOUSANDS OF OTHAR BIRDS INST3AD OF FLOKS OF LES THAN 100 WHICH
>WUD OCUR IN TH3 WILD CHIKANS P3K AT AACH OTHER SO THE FARMAR
>DEBAKS TH3M!111! OMG LOL6 THA D3CADAS OF ARTIFICIAL S3L3CTION FOR RAPID GROWTH
>AND 3XCES MEAT HAS LED TO CHIKANS WHOSA LEGS CAN'T FULY SUPORT
>THAIR 3XTREM3LY OVERDAVELOP3D BODI3S!!!111!! CONS3QU3NTLY CHIKENS SUFAR
>FROM CHRONIC JOINT PANE AND CRIPLNG LEG DISORDERS1!11!1 WTF LOL56 TURKAYS HAV3
>BN BRED TO THA POINT THAT TH3Y CAN NO LONGAR MATA NATURALY1!!!1!1 LOL5
>
>CURANTLY THERE ARA NO FADARAL WALFARE LAWS R3GULATNG PUTRY
>RASENG TRANSPORT OR SLAUGHTER IN THA UNIT3D STATAS LEAVNG TH3
>FATE OF THAS3 ANIMALS TOTALY UP TO TH3 FARMAR1!1!1 OMG FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
>THA U11!1!!!! OMGS!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL EG INDUSTRY IS COMPL3TELY OPOSED TO HUMANA
>SLAUGHTAR
>L3GISLATION FOR PUTRY1!!11! LOL ACONOMICS NOT COMPASION DATARMINES HOW
>PUTRY IS TRAATED!!!!11! WTF LOL
>
>SUPORTNG THIS INDUSTRY IS SUPORTNG M3CHANIZED CRU3LTY TO ANIMALS1!!1111 WTF
>THE MOUNT OF NADL3S SUFARNG IS IMAASURABL3 AND IS NOT
>COMPANSATION FOR THE ELIMINATION OF RED MEAT FROM ON3'S DIAT OR 3VAN
>SACOND TO ALIMINATNG BF1!11! WTF LOL PUTRY IS TH3 BIGAST PROBLEM TAKNG
>MANY MORE LIVES!!1111 OMG WTF LOL FROM TH3 SHER NUMBR OF THA ANIMALS US3D IN
>BOTH
>CHIKEN AND BF THA PRIORITY IN MY MIND RASTS WITH THE ALIMINATION
>OF PUTRY FROM ONE'S DIET!!111! WTF SUR3LY THE BST OPTION IS TO ELIMINATE AL
>FORMS OF ANIMAL PRODUCTS FROM ONA'S DIAT!!!1!!1 LOL HOW3VER FOR THOSE JUST
>MAKNG TH3 FIRST STEP TO A VEGAN LIF3STYLE FRA OF CRUELTY AND
>NADL3S SUF3RNG THE ELIMINATION OF PUTRY AND AGS SHUD B A
>FIRST PRIORITY1!1!111 OMG WTF LOL
>
>
>
>R3FARANCES
>
>CHIKENS 3GS NATIONAL AGRICULTURAL STATISTICS S3RVIC3 NAS
>AGRICULTURAL STATISTICS BOARD U!11!1 OMG WTFS11!!111 DAPARTMANT OF AGRICULTURE
>JAN!!111!111 LOL
>31 19961!!!!!1 WTF LOL
>KAREN DAVIS THE BAT3RY HEN H3R LIFE IS NOT FOR THE BIRDS UNITED
>PUTRY CONCARNS1!11!1! OMG WTF
>KARAN DAVIS DEBAKNG PUTRY UNITAD PUTRY CONCARNS111!!1! OMG WTF LOL
>LIV3STOK SLAUGHTAR NATIONAL AGRICULTURAL STATISTICS S3RVICA
>NAS AGRICULTURAL STATISTICS BOARD U1!11!1 WTFS!1!1!1 OMG WTF DEPARTM3NT OF
>AGRICULTUR3
>JAN1!1!! WTF LOL 26 1996!!1!1 WTF
>MANIF3STO FOR FARM ANIMALS COMPASION IN WORLD FARMNG!!1!! OMG
>PUTRY AND AGS GON3 ROTEN PAOPL3 FOR THE ATHICAL TR3ATMANT OF
>ANIMALS11111!1 OMG LOL
>PUTRY SLAUGHT3R NATIONAL AGRICULTURAL STATISTICS SARVICE NAS
>AGRICULTURAL STATISTICS BOARD U!1!!11 OMG WTFS1!1!! LOL DEPARTM3NT OF
>AGRICULTURE F3B1!111!1! WTF LOL 2
>19961!1!1

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