Re: Battery Hen rescue.

From: Peter Hucker (hucker_at_clara.co.uk)
Date: 08/17/04 

Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 11:01:47 +0100

On 17 Aug 2004 08:14:29 +0100, Vicar Peter Parsnip <go@fish> wrote:

> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence on
> 16 Aug 2004...
>
>> And why are there 4 veggies in here? I thought it was 10%?
>
> There are five if you count Steve Leyland.

Haven't seen him for ages.

> I actually thought the figure was more like 5%.

I remember it being 4%. But it increased a lot in the last ten years. They are now on a par with homosexuals (no connection!) 

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Moses tees up and hits his ball into the water trap. Nonplussed, he goes over to the lake, parts the water with his club, and hits the ball onto the green.
Jesus tees up next, and also manages to land in the water trap, where the ball curiously floats. So he walks down to the lake, across the water, and hits his ball out onto the green.
Last to tee up is the old man, whose ball heads straight for the water, also. As the ball hits the surface of the water, a fish jumps up and swallows it and is immediately grabbed by an eagle, which deposits the fish on the green. The ball shoots out of the fish's mouth and rolls into the cup.
Jesus turns around and says, "Nice shot, Dad, but would you quit messing around and play golf?"

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