chicken joke

Two cannibals were talking and one said, "I just can't seem to find any
tender missionaries anymore. I have tried stewing, baking, and roasting,
but they all come out tough."

The other asked, "Well, where are you getting them from?"

"Oh, you know, that place over the mountain where they wear those long black
robes and hoods over their heads," said the first.

"Well, that's your problem," said his friend. "Those are friars!"


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