Re: Only tangentially relevant, but I laughed and you might too

a_l_p wrote:
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special"
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I will have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a-la-carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked
incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"In that case I'll take the special." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than
once.

A L P

That's a good one! Thanks for sharing. I sent it on to my 'senior' Mum.

--
Ginny - in West Australia

Plan ahead ... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. -- Unknown
.

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