Re: How grasses became grains

From: firstjois (firstjoisyike_at_hotmail.com)
Date: 08/25/04 

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 21:50:20 -0400

"Philip Deitiker" <Nopdeitik@att.net.Spam> wrote in message
news:Xns954F9AEA282B1prd@128.249.2.19...
: In sci.anthropology.paleo, firstjois created a
: message ID news:ELSdnRhLd9_uNbfcRVn-vg@comcast.com:
:
: "
: Close your eyes, hands over ears and sing, very loudly... "la,
: la la... sorry, need evidence before I'm opening my eyes ...
: la, la la!"
:
: Algis Finally understands Science
: SAP 030804
:
: Did Algis really say that, that sounds like something Mario
: would say. Maybe you already have 2 of the 5 you need.
:
:
: --
: Philip
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TA DA!

But on another level I think you're completely wrong. It's so obvious
that humans have been more influenced by water in our evolutionary
past than, say, chimpanzees, I'm staggered that anyone could doubt it
for a second. The fact that humans swim and dive a lot better than
chimps is the most glaringly obvious piece of evidence but you pretend
to ignore that whenever it comes up. Close your eyes, hands over ears
and sing, very loudly... "la, la la... sorry, need evidence before I'm
opening my eyes ... la, la la!"

It came from Algis vs www.aquaticape.org

I haven't even attempted to capture "good lines" from Algis because I'm
afraid all that whining and moaning would have an adverse effort on my PC -
that one was worth the paper towels I've slipped under the main unit.

I didn't understand that anyone was actually waiting for more "Marios" but
heck, here's a few!

But, you are in doubt, because we don't have evidence. Well, you
see, strange thing happened. Somebody burned evidence, LOL. Evidence is our
diet.
Mario
SAP 030904 

-- 
"Your writting is sheer sick inducing stupidity. -- Mario,  7/21/04"
-- 
Everything here screams "Mario is right".
Mario
SAP 041804
-- 
As usual, I'm able to reason from the evidence and work of real
researchers.
Marco
Circa 040104
-- 
Now, we became bipedal just like that. By pure chance. And
chimps can become bipedal any time, but they are not in the mood. When they
see a bipedal humans, how unsuccesfull they are, thay are not in the mood
to
follow their example.
Mario
SAP 041204
That last one is my favorite "Mario".
Jois
-- 
I'd like to go back to kickin' him now, OK?  That is --if
you lads are through tryin' to educate him.....
Well done, BTW.
Michael Clark 081804

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