Re: Arizona Police Department Wants To Add Monkey To Their SWAT Team

Rich Travsky <traRvEsky@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> says in
news:42656F67.752D2794@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:

> Weighing only 3 to 8 pounds with tiny humanlike hands and
> puzzle-solving skills, Truelove said it could unlock doors,
> search buildings and find suicide victims on command. Dressed
> in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small
> monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot
> could go. ...
>
> Isn't this how Planet of the Apes started?
>
> I'm trying to imagine a tiny Kevlar vest...

If a capuchin monkey was hit by a .45 cal in a kevlar vest
it and the vest would be a splat on the wall on the other side of the
room.
However, we probably need a few of these monkeys to keep
an eye on congressmen from sugarland.

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