Re: Girls night out!?!

I have only two archaeological mementoes of any use at all.

One is a pestle (of pestle and mortar) dating to about 800BC from
Cyprus (I know that because I stole it from an abandoned dig in Salamis
with the dates still on the weathered layer labels) - it was obviously
Neolithic, but had been used as a metal knife sharpener since, probably
over very many generations.

It still had the heft, size, and feel of a prehistoric dildo

I never - ever - met a woman who held it for a minute or so, and said
something like 'Now this is really interesting - did those people
really use this to grind ....)

The other one is Lot's wife's left tit - but that can wait for another
day


regards

Richard

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