Re: Smart Pillz for DAFNdoggz

From: Uncle Al (UncleAl0_at_hate.spam.net)
Date: 07/27/04 

Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 09:18:44 -0500

makemyday@worldnet.att.net wrote:
>
> A new approach to clozing DAFN performanze gappz?
>
> http://www.adage.com/news.cms?newsId=41117
>
> *************** exZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZerpt ****************************
> reformulated Eukanuba makes [doggz] smarter --
> [...]
> Eukanuba claims that increased levels of the Omega 3 fatty acid DHA
> in its food makes [doggz] easier to train by improving cognitive
> performance, targeting the No. 1 reason [doggz] are abandoned, sent
> to [prizon] and euthanized, said...researcher... “In the United
> States,” he said, “bad behavior kills more [IQ-75 doggz] than any
> single disease.”
> [...]
> ******************************************************************
>
> Supreme Court 1954, Brown vs DNA --- There'z *hope* !!

Project Head Start adopts new breakfast food.

$2.3 billion/year Project Head Start - massive feeding, daycare,
treasonous political indoctrination, and breeding center for
slumbunnies under full Federal subsidy - today announced the
adoption of a new breakfast food called "Afronuba." Dr. MBweBwe
X, speaking in Ebonics through a Liberal lesbian honky
interpreter, said,

"Oppressed Peoples of Colour cannot realize their full
[reproductive] potential unless the highest grade of nutrients
and calories are abundantly delivered for free. Anything else
would be White racism and hate language."

The Very Most Reverend or Else, ***, Jesse Jackson
immediately filed a lawsuit against Eukanuba (Iams) for "racist
depictions in its advertising." Iams settled out of court for
$40 million in damages, attorneys' fees paid, and other
unstipulated compensations. Only unneutered black cats will be
placed on its products - and they will NOT be called "toms."

The new Eukanuba package features a hugely muscled 23 pound black
stud pussycat named "Uncle Remus." The Very Most Reverend or
Else, ***, Jesse Jackson immediately filed a lawsuit against
Eukanuba (Iams)... alleging in part, "zippity-do-dah doesn't cut
it." An unfortunate mixup in the Justice system had Jackson's
boxer shorts analyzed for semen stains. Forensic analysis
disclosed at least seven different genotypes rendering the finely
woven silk flavorful and crunchy, including one each from poultry
and canines. 

--
Uncle Al
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