Re: Smart Pillz for DAFNdoggz

From: P.Comm (tjsrno_at_spampost.com)
Date: 07/29/04 

Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2004 21:42:31 GMT

"Uncle Al" <UncleAl0@hate.spam.net> wrote in message
news:41066444.5B3D4B3@hate.spam.net...
> makemyday@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> >
> > A new approach to clozing DAFN performanze gappz?
> >
> > http://www.adage.com/news.cms?newsId=41117
> >
> > *************** exZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZerpt ****************************
> > reformulated Eukanuba makes [doggz] smarter --
> > [...]
> > Eukanuba claims that increased levels of the Omega 3 fatty acid DHA
> > in its food makes [doggz] easier to train by improving cognitive
> > performance, targeting the No. 1 reason [doggz] are abandoned, sent
> > to [prizon] and euthanized, said...researcher... "In the United
> > States," he said, "bad behavior kills more [IQ-75 doggz] than any
> > single disease."
> > [...]
> > ******************************************************************
> >
> > Supreme Court 1954, Brown vs DNA --- There'z *hope* !!
>
>
> Project Head Start adopts new breakfast food.
>
> $2.3 billion/year Project Head Start - massive feeding, daycare,
> treasonous political indoctrination, and breeding center for
> slumbunnies under full Federal subsidy - today announced the
> adoption of a new breakfast food called "Afronuba." Dr. MBweBwe
> X, speaking in Ebonics through a Liberal lesbian honky
> interpreter, said,
>
> "Oppressed Peoples of Colour cannot realize their full
> [reproductive] potential unless the highest grade of nutrients
> and calories are abundantly delivered for free. Anything else
> would be White racism and hate language."
>
> The Very Most Reverend or Else, ***, Jesse Jackson
> immediately filed a lawsuit against Eukanuba (Iams) for "racist
> depictions in its advertising." Iams settled out of court for
> $40 million in damages, attorneys' fees paid, and other
> unstipulated compensations. Only unneutered black cats will be
> placed on its products - and they will NOT be called "toms."
>
> The new Eukanuba package features a hugely muscled 23 pound black
> stud pussycat named "Uncle Remus." The Very Most Reverend or
> Else, ***, Jesse Jackson immediately filed a lawsuit against
> Eukanuba (Iams)... alleging in part, "zippity-do-dah doesn't cut
> it." An unfortunate mixup in the Justice system had Jackson's
> boxer shorts analyzed for semen stains. Forensic analysis
> disclosed at least seven different genotypes rendering the finely
> woven silk flavorful and crunchy, including one each from poultry
> and canines.
>
> --
> Uncle Al
> http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
> (Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
> http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hilarious! Freaking hilarious.