Re: Subject source (sauce) for kooks..

From: Martyn Harrison (nospam_at_spammers.of.the.world.unite)
Date: 02/13/05 

Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 11:51:11 GMT

Apparently on date Sun, 13 Feb 2005 00:10:12 -0600, Tom McDonald
<tmcdonald2672@nohormelcharter.net> said:

>Philip Deitiker wrote:
>> "george" <gblack@hnpl.net> says in
>>
>>>http://www.archaeologyanswers.com/
>>
>> Watch the pop-up. I did a 'end process' on explorer.
>
> And saying that an A-10 Warthog has a 30 cal. 'gauttling' gun
>is just, well, funny.

I was more perplexed about the shocking inaccuracy of their satellite command
system. Asked to look for tanks on the border between Saudi Arabia and Iraq,
the SV seems to have ended up mapping Egypt instead, 500 miles to the west.

It's hard to say where, too, as I can't find "Ramasses" on autoroute, but
Succoth is easy enough to locate in the Highlands of Scotland. An odd route for
Exodus, but if they're ok about being the wrong side of the middle east, maybe
understandable.

Although, you can imagine the consternation of the mission planners,
"Lieutenant, we've got the Big Bird pictures back but one film canister is
filled with blokes in skirts tossing cabers, and the other has the pyramids in
it." "Well, I suppose the easy thing is to send the tank busters in and let
them use their far more powerful targeting systems to locate what are, after
all, hundred ton metal objects with guns and turrets sticking up out of the
sand."

Interesting too that the entire nation was needed to pick up the bones of
whatsname on the way, leaving a heat trail to show this was what they did.
Impressive, though, they must have improved the way spy satellites work since I
last checked the spec, i.e. they seem to have broadband now in order to send
the gigs of sensor mapped data necessary to tell the story as presented.

I mean, not that I can see much wrong with the story, seems like common sense
more than not. And since they're spy satellites, classified, etc, I can't know
different. Lucky really that someone is willing to breach military secrecy to
tell us about how the army has discovered the bible to be literally true. I can
see why they would have an agenda to keep it hushed up in a huge conspiracy
that, nevertheless, seems to have been provided to someone self-publishing an
almost unlimited number of similar giant conspiracy revelations to get the
truth out to "the public" (or that subset of "the public" willing to part with
thirty dollars to learn that the bible is true, after all.)

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