Re: Hyenas, Dogs and crossing the Bering Strait

From: Eric Stevens (eric.stevens_at_sum.co.nz)
Date: 02/16/05 

Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 08:20:19 +1300

On Tue, 15 Feb 2005 22:14:44 +0100, "Alaca" <P.Alaca@is.invalid>
wrote:

>Philip Deitiker wrote in:
>hfsQd.42209$Th1.33209@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net,
>
>> "Alaca" says in
>> news:42124e19$0$49304$b83b6cc0@news.wanadoo.nl:
>>
>>> I don't.
>>
>> 5.000.000 years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth with
>> cavemen......
>
>... with poodles.

http://www.well.com/user/earl/JPoodle.txt

  "Try to imagine yourself at the end of the Jurassic period," says
    Grunt. "You're a big scary dinosaur. You think you're pretty
    tough. But here comes a herd of wild poodles. You think they
    won't notice you if you don't move, but they sniff you out. The
    great poodles were pack hunters. They circle around you, tighter
    and tighter." Grunt dances in circles around the boy while
    barking "Yip yip yip." "

  "They come right up to you and breathe their fetid breath in your
    face," Grunt says, as he demonstrates. The boy looks ill. "They
    nibble on your toes with their nasty, razor-sharp teeth. Then they
    slash at you with this," (the boy's eyes get big, as Grunt pulls a
    claw from his pocket), "an elegantly manicured six-inch
    retractable claw. Then they hoist their legs and pee on your
    foot." Grunt starts unzipping. "

Eric Stevens