Re: Viking swords made by Germans

Peter Ole Kvint <haabet2003@xxxxxxxx> says in
news:42D6DF7F.949618FD@xxxxxxxx:

> amabutho wrote:
>>
>> Does anyone have any more information about this snippet
>> claiming Viking swords used in the invasions of Britain were
>> made by German craftsmen?
>>
>> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1429695.html
>>
>> mike
> The vikings use axes, because a hard stroke with the axe destroy
> the shield of the enemy.
>
> swords was only prestige for officers (mates).

Of course both of you are wrong, All viking paraphenalia were made by
native americans in Minnesota and Vancover island and imported.
Given the speed of [or lack thereof] the imports they were force to
use hats with cow horns and mushrooms. This proved to be effective at
night because the invaded thought they be stampeded by a herd of sea
cows.
This all ended with the Phonecians living on the Azore immigrated
first to Ireland, finding the people their chattering with american
natives in Ogham script they immigrated to borish Linkoping,
established Linchpin University and taught the Norse how to bake
clams. After which they could trade clam shells with the New World
Native for a faster trade of swords, the natives were big collectors
of clam shells for reasons only known to gotlandic Templar. The trade
further evolved when they learned how to make clam chowder in a
kettle, which got wild and this was a sought after technology in the
new world. The Wild Kettle trade increased the level of sword and axe
production. This worked well until late 1360s when the ice advanced
and the little green pygmies living at the north pole, under the
instructions of King Arthur traveled across the ice and disrupted the
trade in favor of British pirates. Having secured iceland the British
and the Pygmies burned all the known maps to the new world except
frauds and fakes so that only member of the Sinclair family, who had
ties to King Arthur via the great great great great grand father of
his 2nd wifes third cousin sister's best friend. The map they used is
on the roof of a secret vault under the stone floor of the rossyln
chaple and can only be view by entering a long secret passage from
the Orkney islands under the north seas to Scotland and under the
chaple, the same tunnel goes also to Bergen and to the King's Lynn in
England. This is how the Sinclair brought about the downfall of the
Haakon realm, by throwing plague infested rats into the tunnel after
laying down a trail of cheese. Not to mention the secret tunnels of
the illuminati where the treasures of the holy land are all stored.
However this is not the same tunnel used by Egyptian aliens that
built the pyramids, they of course have a tunnel going from the Olmec
kingdom to the north pole, where down a long magnetic shaft there is
the inner earth where exists a switch where gravity can be turned off
and so 60 ton stones can be moved by tidal motion in the
mediterranean sea.
You can identify the magnetic post by the Ogham script on the side
of the mountain, the translation reads. "Please save energy, turn off
switch before leaving, thank you, MBA management". It was later
learned from translating double dotted runes on northern canadian
islands that MBA stands for Megalith Building Aliens. THere is also
instruction manual for how to operate the earth, it includes things
like 'making longditude lines show with a sun compass','how to make
currents converge from all directions','How to turn a waterfall into
a ship channel', and 'how to redirect sea ice flows to open up
channels in an ice age'. Unfortunately it was stolen by the sole
norse traveler who explored all of the North (his name was Nicholas,
but he was later beatified) and now is possessed by a member of the
Linchpin Alumni Association who is dyslexic in 'alien' and therefore
is revealing its secrets in an unfathable code that sounds like
nonsense. That explains how the Norse in britain got their weapons,
Any questions?



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