Re: Was Oetzi killed by his wife?

Tom McDonald wrote: SBbFf.82$Hr4.7@xxxxxxxx,
Peter Alaca wrote:
Michael Kuettner wrote:
"Peter Alaca" schrieb
Hayabusa wrote:
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(b) I am not married and prepare my own food, hence I am in
control of my frying pans).

fkoe (entirely serious)

You hit your wife with a frying pan?

Nonsense !
NEVER hit a woman with a good frying pan.
If there are troubles with the spouse, use a filetting knife.
A pan could get dented; and that's to be avoided strictly !
You don't cook, I guess ?

Wrong. Early in our relation my ex trow away
my good old bachelors frying pan, which I
inherited from my grandmother.
Indestructable iron with a strong wooden handle.
Only because she thought it old and dirty.
I never forgave her.

A cast iron frypan, seasoned for generations, and an heirloom to
boot! Hanging would be too good for her. She doesn't sound like
she knew cooking, but a well-seasoned cast iron frypan? Merde!

I certainly hope it was you dumped her.

No. There was no good fryingpan left to hit her
on the head with.
But after twenty years of reproach she dumped me.
Yes, I know.
But at least she knew how to cook.

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