Re: Neolithic Cheese and Yogurt
- From: "Peter Alaca" <P.Alaca@xxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:02:03 +0100
Hayabusa wrote: news:2lgvu194i9qmndg6idoqtno1gj9t70nmrd@xxxxxxx
On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 19:33:50 +0100, "Peter Alaca" <P.Alaca@xxxxxx>
wrote:
*Neolithic Europeans Made Cheese and Yogurt*
" Dirty cooking pots dating to nearly 8,000 years
ago reveal that some of Europe's earliest farming
communities produced dairy products, such as
cheese and yogurt.
Two separate studies indicate that Neolithic
dairying took place in what are now Romania,
Hungary and Switzerland. ..."
The Swiss will love it. When God created Switzerland he also created
the Swiss man. Just to make sure he did everything right, he asked his
new creation, "Well, is there anything you want?" - "Yes. Mountains."
And God turned around, made a sign, and whooosssssh, there were plenty
of mountains of the most spectacular kind. He turned back to his
product and asked, "Is that ok? Or do you want anything else?" - "Yes.
Alms and meadows." So God turned towards the mountains, made a sign,
and whoooooschrobbla, the mountains coated themselves with lush green
pastures, it was a true joy for the eye. Again he turned to the Swiss
he had just created, asking, "Now that you should like. Are you
satisfied?" - "Well", said the Swiss, "it would be perfect if there
were cows." So God turned around, made a sign, and out of nothing
there came the black-white cows into existence, spotting the green
mountain pastures all over. God looked at all of this like a painter
at his finished painting. The Swiss just nodded. He reached for a
tripod and a bucket, went to one of those cows and started to milk it.
When the bucket was full he returned. God said, "That looks great. May
I taste it?" The Swiss gave God a glass full of fresh milk. God:
"Aahhh. Phantastic." He handed the glass back, "Now, is there anything
else you want?" - "Yes," said the Swiss, "that glass of milk costs 2
Franken 50."
And that is how banking started
But who is the inventor of the smell of the Swiss cheese?
--
p.a.
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