109 Days & Counting...

From: Manuel Joseph Din (din_at_spam.colo.edu)
Date: 09/08/04 

Date: 8 Sep 2004 18:14:31 GMT

As all good Xians should know, there are only 109 days left until that
holiest of holy days, Xmas, which marks the birth of X, not the planet,
but the dude.
X, whose name has been taken by our Muslim brethren (Malcolm, etc) is
also the Roman numeral "10", which numerologically is "1" (1+0=1), which
can be expressed as "unity" or singularity.
There, you see? I knew I could find a way to associate this ridiculous
post to the topic of this newsgroup.
The great singularity comes when we open our Xmas presents under our
Xmas tree on Xmas morning. Fer X's sake, it's time to get out there and
shop, for if we stop shopping, the Terrorixts will win.
Our great and vulnerable president, George W. Bush, being a patriotic
sociopathic adolescent, has set forth that as a Xian Naxion, we must
remain vigilant against the Muxlim Terrorixts, who plan to strike on or
before Xmas in Shopping Mallx acrxss America using well-maintained
credit card databases. We cannot countenance this usurping of our
National testicles. Our response is to suck the oil right out from
under them. Globally. Swiftly. The godless Democratx allies of the
terrorix network have set forth Jxhn Kxrry, who, as every good, proud,
virile and paranoid American Xian knows, is a liar, who was never in
Vietnxm at all, but in San Franxisco, smoking pot and making up stories
about the war. We have the word of Gopod-fearing, strong, virile
American fighting men--the Swamp Boat Veterans for Truths, who swear
upon a stack of Xian Bibles that this is true. Who are you going to
believe? Them or your own eyes?
Awaken America! Shop for X. As Nostrodamux said, download my compleat
Taxrot Pak, consult your astrologer, bend a medicine wheel and cluck
like a chicken.
Remember the good, proud virile fighting Americans who put boots on the
ground fighting to avenge the terrible attack on the Pendragon and the
X11 towers. They have done what they were sent to do--Afghanitxn has a
freely elected prexident, a woman with a job and more dogs than you'll
find in East LA. Woof! We are strong. Umassa X is a wounded jackal,
hiding in the desert from our proud, strong and virile SOPS forces.
Mullah Omar has been captured and is in Chicago, awaiting trial.
The anthrax (notice it ends in "X"?) poisoner is under surveillance. We
are ALL under surveillance, thanks to the good Xian Patriot Act.
Librarians who resist will be taken out in the snow and shot, probably
several times. The sooner the better! The more the merrier!
We must shop, and we must win the WAR on Terror!
Now, what kind of astro gear do YOU want for Xmas?

Sincerely,
Manuel Joseph Din, American

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