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From: Shawn (sdotherecurry_at_bresnanihatespam.net)
Date: 12/02/04
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Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 10:27:42 -0700
Szaki wrote:
> A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up,
> he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
>
> "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a
> nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
>
> The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the
> closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client
> asks in garbled speech.
>
> "And what if I swallow it?"
>
> "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone
> else
> does."
Good one. Reminds me of this one:
Lipstick in School
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the
girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called
all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance
man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked
the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He
took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the
mirror.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY
There are Teachers, and then there are Educators.
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