Re: Your house is on fire

From: John Steinberg (seesig_at_bottom.invalid)
Date: 12/10/04


Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 08:21:48 -0500

Davoud wrote:

> Folks, if you don't have replacement value insurance, call your
> insurance company TODAY and get it!

Copied for emphasis. Check your homeowner's policy, people. And while
you're at it, the batteries in your smoke and CO detectors.

That was one of the nicest insurance stories I've ever read. It had
everything you want in the story arc. Allstate should buy it and turn
it into a 60-second spot for the Superbowl.

> P.S. Speaking of John Steinberg and fires, I ran into John on the
> street the other day. I said "Hey, John, did you hear that the West
> Virginia governor's mansion burned down!?" John replied "No, I hadn't
> heard that." "Yep. Burned right down to the axles," I said.

That's right. The good news is the crime scene investigators determined
it was arson and recovered the perps DNA. The bad news, it was a match
for 98% of the residents of WV.

-- 
-John Steinberg
email: not@thistime.invalid


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