Re: Sam Wormley is Wrong (was: WHAT'S NEW...)

From: Randy L. (_at_cableone.net)
Date: 01/30/05 

Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:38:28 -0700

Davoud,
    If you post on usenet: "It's raining cats and dogs." then:
10 people will reply "You mean its raining felines and canines."
15 people will reply "Its raining cats and dogs because it is a Republican
conspiracy."
10 people will reply "Its raining cats and dogs because its a Democratic
conspiracy."
13 people will reply "Its raining cats and dogs because its a Federal
Government conspiracy."
2 people will reply "Its raining cats and dogs because its an Alien
conspiracy."
5 foreign responders will reply "Its raining cats and dogs because it is a
Bush administration conspiracy."
4 reporters for Al-Jezeera will reply ""Its raining cats and dogs because
the United States is trying to steal al of the cats and dogs from the Third
World"
6 people will explain why it is meteorologically impossible for it to rain
cats and dogs.
9 people will explain why its is meteorologically impossible for it to NOT
rain cats and dogs.
5 lawyers representing the SPCA will threaten civil suits if it does not
stop raining cats and dogs immediately.
3 people will killfile you.
3 people will remove you from their killfiles.
4 people will reply with something completely unintelligible.
    That, in a nutshell, is life in the 21st century.

Randy L.

"Islam: winning the hearts and minds of the world, one hostage at a time."

"Davoud" <star@sky.net> wrote in message
news:290120051237229476%star@sky.net...
> Gareth Slee:
>> This doesn't sound like the Davoud I know...
>
> It isn't. Oh, I authored it, but I would never have guessed that anyone
> in this forum would take it seriously. Talk about acceptance on blind
> faith!
>
> How do these folks handle the spoken language, which has no smileys? If
> someone says "It's raining cats and dogs," do they go outside to check
> and then report "No, that's water?"
>
> Davoud
> ;>) ;>) ;<) !!!
>
> --
> usenet *at* davidillig dawt com

Relevant Pages

  • Re: yay! I did it!
    ... baby, woke up sick ourselves, and it was raining cats and dogs to boot. ... We parked about a mile from the starting line and jogged in, ...
    (rec.running)
  • Riding down the Taconic Parkway
    ... It's one of my favorite drives in the autumn.* Even though it was ... raining cats and dogs for the last two days there was still plenty of ...
    (soc.singles.moderated)
  • My VP 2 says "its raining cats and dogs" !!
    ... The message along the bottom of the screen of our Vantage Pro says ... "its raining cats and dogs" ...
    (uk.sci.weather)
  • Re: Moronic Laptop Owner w/Question
    ... I'm angry at myself because I bought the GS29 at Circuit City ... but with tax it came to $300. ... raining cats and dogs, and the only thing I could videotape would be my ...
    (comp.sys.laptops)
  • Re: Another Jewish Conspiracy
    ... It's now seven hot dogs instead of the traditional ... a package, ... Who knows WHEN they started their conspiracy! ... And the buns came in 8's. ...
    (talk.politics.guns)