Re: Quickly, Before Terry Schiavo Dies!

From: Poster (poster_at_ai5.net)
Date: 03/29/05 

Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:08:38 -0600

Hey more-on. GTFOH.

Davoud wrote:

> Terry Schiavo, an innocent victim of fate, lies dying in a Florida
> Hospice. She has done no wrong, created no legal problems for anyone,
> and is an insignificant drain on the public purse. Medical experts
> agree that she is in a persistent vegetative state and cannot recover
> from the brain damage that she suffered 15 years ago.
>
> Ms. Schiavo's husband and legal guardian, Mr. Michael Schiavo, wants
> her to die in peace and dignity. Medical experts agree that this is a
> humane solution. The courts agree that her husband is acting in
> accordance with Ms. Schiavo's stated wishes in making the decision to
> allow Ms. Schiavo to die, and that he is legally entitled to act in
> this manner.
>
> Ms. Shciavo's parents, Mr. Robert Schindler and Ms. Mary Schindler, and
> Ms. Schiavo's siblings, however, are unwilling to accept her death;
> they have exhausted every legal and extra-legal means of keeping her
> alive, but, by their own admission, remain desparate to do so.
>
> I propose a Compromise Solution which is just and humane. It is that
> feeding of Ms. Schiavo, an innocent victim of fate who has harmed no
> one and broken no laws, shall be resumed immediately.
>
> At the same time, Ms. Schiavo's parents and blood siblings, who have
> caused great pain to this nation, have attempted to abuse and
> circumvent the sacred laws of the United States and the sacred and
> immutable laws of Nature, and have caused the public purse to be
> depleted of millions of dollars in pursuit of their private aims, shall
> agree to be put to death immediately.
>
> Ms. Schiavo shall be placed under the guardianship of the Republican
> National Committee (RNC), which shall be required to reimburse the
> public purse for her medical care to date, and which shall be required,
> at its sole expense, to keep Ms. Schiavo alive as long as medical
> science permits, even if that term is beyond any normal and reasonable
> human life span. Dr. William Frist shall be appointed her personal
> physician for the rest of his natural life and beyond, if it is
> medically possible to keep his body functioning after his brain has
> ceased to function, and if that is not already the case. The RNC shall
> reimburse the public purse for the cost of all legal proceedings
> undertaken in this instance, to include the cost of implementing this
> Compromise Solution. Dr. Frist shall issue medical bulletins on Ms.
> Schiavo's condition each day at 12:00 noon in the time zone in which
> Ms. Schiavo's person is located, and as early as possible, but not
> later than one hour, after the discovery of an improvement in Ms.
> Schiavo's condition.
>
> The RNC shall be the sole authority licensed to use Ms. Schiavo's
> likeness on campaign posters (and you can bet that plans for that are
> already underway) and may transport Ms. Schiavo's person as it deems
> appropriate for display in political campaigns. In the event of Ms.
> Schiavo's death, which shall be certified by an impartial board of
> qualified moral and medical experts consisting of George W. Bush, Jeb
> Bush, and Dr. Frist, the remains of Ms. Schiavo shall become the
> property of the RNC, and the RNC shall be the sole authority licensed
> to use said remains in political campaigns, subject to local sanitary
> regulations. Likewise, the likenesses and remains of the parents and
> siblings of Ms. Schiavo shall become the property of the RNC, and the
> RNC shall be the sole authority licensed to display said likenesses and
> remains in political campaigns, subject to local sanitary regulations.
> The collective estates of the deceased members of the family of Ms.
> Schiavo shall in no way be encumbered or garnished for the payment of
> the medical or legal expenses related to this instance. Instead, the
> net proceeds of these collective estates shall be divided in equal
> portions between the Hemlock Society and Mr. Michael Schiavo.
>
> The RNC shall be the sole beneficiary of any and all profits gained
> from the public display of Ms. Schiavo's likeness or remains, or of the
> likenesses or remains of any of her family members who are deceased
> pursuant to this Compromise Solution.
>
> Finally, under the terms of this Compromise Solution, Mr. Michael
> Schiavo shall be granted a divorce a vinculo matrimonii if he so
> desires.
>
> I'm Davoud and I approved this message. I would venture to guess that
> not everyone who reads this will approve.

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