Re: You are cataloguers,not astronomers


Craig wrote:
> geraldkelle...@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
>
> >
> > Only the horrible sterile minds of contemporaries never can admire
> the
> > harmong
>
>
> What's a harmong? :-P~~~
>

a harmang out of tune

> - Craig
>
> Methinks that most of the below is applicable here...
>
> ================================
>
>
> The Crackpot Index
> John Baez
>
> A simple method for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to
> physics:
> A -5 point starting credit.

[snipped for brevity]

something about this character is bringing out the best in humor, and I
have needed a good laugh. I humbly offer (and welcome improvement) on
the following proposed index for such score:

601 or higher: Dude, seriously, you're scaring me. Who let you off
the dolly and took off your mask?
500-600: The Theatans must have pushed that probe a bit to far up...
400-499: Hey face it, the little foil hat is just not working; time to
switch to the composite material endorsed by Whitley Strieber.
300-399: Okay, I am just going to slowly reach for this phone and
......uhhh...yeah, order some pizza. No, I am not calling the mental
health authorities, why do you ask?
200-299: No, it is not normal to run around in your Skeltor underoos
yelling "I AM the Master of the Universe! I AM Omnipotent," in
response to another flame of your theory.
100-199: Much to your dismay, Billy Meyer did not approve your
membership.
6-99: There is still hope for you; just go outside, breathe some fresh
air, and stay away from the coast to coast website for at least a
month.
5: Okay, you got me, I admit that I was just trolling.

Erik
socalsw

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