Re: Top 5 signs of too much sci.astro.amateur

John Steinberg wrote: 
Martin R. Howell wrote:


4. "Doink. . .Doink. . .Doink" - that leaky faucet is keeping you awake. 


Heh!


3. Your wife keeps saying, "Rod? Who is Rod?" 


Haha! Ha!      Ha!


2. Telescope or s.a.a. tonight? THERE ARE NO MOSQUITOS IN THE HOUSE! 


Fear not the West Nile Virus, we will defeat it with our superior
specialFX.


5. You find Steinberg funnier than Seinfeld. 


That's not only a sign of too much s.a.a., but too much LSD.


And the number one sign of too much sci.astro.amateur is. . . 


When your wife announces she's leaving you for some guy on sci.astro.


...and it doesn't bother you.
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