Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert
- From: LarryG <larryg@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:30:43 -0500
On Sat, 10 Jun 2006 20:07:42 -0500, Sam Wormley <swormley1@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look to sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo chit. Somebody stole tent."
ROTFL!
--
Thanks,
Larry G.
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