Re: GWB memorial

Why are you insulting one of the greatest presidents that ever lived?

"Mike" <abbey@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Dear Friends and Relatives:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000
for a monument to George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.
Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, DC Hall Of
Fame. But we were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.

It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since

George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when
he
got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he
had been, destroyed the well-being of the majority of the population while
he was there, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee

P.S. We have raised $1.35 so far.






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