Re: Re Bruce digest, volume 2453261

From: Michael Baldwin Bruce (mbbruce_at_mighty.co.za)
Date: 10/03/04 

Date: 3 Oct 2004 03:09:56 -0700

"Elizabot v2.0.2" <Elizabot@NsOpSyPmAaMc.com> wrote in message news:<415f7570$0$209$75868355@news.frii.net>...
> Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
> > "Elizabot v2.0.2" <Elizabot@NsOpSyPmAaMc.com> wrote in message news:<415c2945$0$203$75868355@news.frii.net>...
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> >>Kadaitcha Man wrote:
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> >>>Michael Baldwin Bruce, <mbbruce@mighty.co.za>, the convinced, syphilitic old
> >>>woman, and servant who performs all the menial tasks, evacuated:
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> >>>>"Elizabot v2.0.2" <Elizabot@NsOpSyPmAaMc.comwrote in message
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> >>>>>Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>21> wow, your digest is making me dizzy, bruce!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>22> her name is sheila, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>23> his name is bruce, bruce and he's not a preacher.
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>24> his name is bruce, bruce.
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>25> his name is bruce, bruce.
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>26> his name is bruce, bruce.
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>27> huh, the pope is called bruce?
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>27> his name is bruce, bruce.
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>28> famous last words of yours, eh bruce?
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What does any of that have to do with classical music,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bruce?
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What do you have to do with being here, Tholen?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i think he's not all here, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What you think is irrelevant, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no, me doctor you patient, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Non sequitur, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>no, me doctor, you sequitur, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>All your sequitur are belong to us, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>they call me bwuce!
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Say no more, bruce!
> >>>>>>>>>>
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> >>>>>>>>>>what's it like then, bruce?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Icky icky icky ptang, bruce.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Well here at Luton it's a three-cornered contest between, from left to
> >>>>>>>>right, Alan Jones (Sensible Party), Tarquin
> >>>>>>>>Fin-tim-lin-bin-lim-bim-bim-bim-bim-bus-stop
> >>>>>>>>-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel (Silly Party), and Kevin
> >>>>>>>>Phillips-Bong, who is running on the Slightly Silly ticket, bruce.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Well, that's the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come
> >>>>>>>to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your
> >>>>>>>loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's
> >>>>>>>cuss for the struggling artist, you excrement. You whining hypocritical
> >>>>>>>toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and
> >>>>>>>your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn't let me join,
> >>>>>>>would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a
> >>>>>>>Freemason now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged
> >>>>>>>me, bruce.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you
> >>>>>>vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! bruce
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food
> >>>>>trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster
> >>>>>and your father smelt of elderberries, bruce.
> >>>>
> >>>>no thanks! I've already got one, bruce.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>If you've run out of insults, try some of these...
> >>>
> >>>You thrown and twisted, burned-out barn animal. You numbing, stingy, wound
> >>>up giglet. You downcast, flailing foghorn. You rabbeting, gonadal, shrewish
> >>>aardvark. You dyed-in-the-wool, pinch-spotted fraudster. You stewing, sissy,
> >>>puffed-up gas bomb. You damnable, lacklustre penis. You stammering, high
> >>>voltage, distant cornhole. You disgusting, hopeless flap-dragon. You roving,
> >>>working-class, soured boar-pig. You three-legged, shuffling flipper. You
> >>>hunting, petticoated, stripped-down flapper. You puny, deaf-and-dumb
> >>>douchebag. You prattling, under-fertile, jinxed coxcomb. You low-life,
> >>>tailing snot. You gaggling, muciferous, long-distance skunk. You
> >>>insufferable, septic girl friday.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>You slurring, seasick, blockheaded haddock.
> >>
> >>Marcel Proust had an haddock, bruce.
> >
> >
> > Do you get wafers with it, bruce?
>
> Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, bruce. Albatross!

What flavour is it, bruce?

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