Re: OT: Historical Amnesia

From: West Coast Engineering (westcoastengineering_at_westcoastengineering.com)
Date: 10/14/04 

Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 20:34:49 GMT

OK

The is a GOD. He created everything in the universe. He is all
powerful, all knowing and all loving.

He made us in his own image and likeness.

Our main goal in life seems to be to get as much food, sex and money
as we can possibly get without having another human being kill us, put
us in prison or give us a fatal sexually transmitted disease but we
are made in the image of GOD?

GOD appointed priests, rabbis, mullahs etc to be his personal
representatives. They know more about GOD than the rest of us do. They
are smarter than we are. GOD speaks to them and they relay what he
says to us.

Somehow, GOD never told them how to make money, so we need to provide
it. GOD is always running out of money. GOD must have failed ECONOMICS
101. I remember him. He was the short guy with the wart on his nose in
the back of the classroom.

Now GOD loves all of us. He set down 10 simple rules for us to live
by. Problem is, if we don't follow these rules, GOD made a really bad
place called HELL. It is filled with all the creatures that did not
follow the 10 rules. In HELL we burn for all eternity, but still, GOD
loves us.

GOD really loves us, and lets us go to the good place if we die for
him. He made living, breathing creatures and the greatest thing we can
do for him is die?

Is there something wrong with all this or am I just stupid?

Jim Klein

West Coast Engineering

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