Keep Kookdancing Tholenator(tm)! Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2005

From: Art Deco (art_deco_at_127.0.0.1)
Date: 03/09/05 

Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 21:47:31 -0700

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <kook-faq@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
wrote:

> The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2005 Usenet
> Kook Awards.
>
> *ahem*

[snip]

> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght . . . . 17
> David Tholen . . . . 16
> Maryanne Kehoe . . . 9
> none of the above . . 4
>
> Congratulations on being the first kook ever to win this award three
> times, Chucknozzle! It's a shame that you're not here to receive your
> award in person, but I fully understand why hiding under your bed was
> more important to you.

Hang in there, and keep those digests flowing, Tholenator(tm)! Your
day will dawn! Maybe another day will dawn when you will finally grok
the meaning of the word "kookdance". Nah...

[snip]

> This concludes the results of the February ballot. 53 ballot papers were
> received, and all were counted. Until next time, farewell! 

-- 
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a 
 much higher gravitational pull to earth."
        -- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
 dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
        -- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image

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