No one predicted the Higgs field collapse!

"John Griffin" bravely wrote to "All" (26 Apr 05 23:34:51)
--- on the heady topic of "No one predicted the Higgs field collapse!"

JG> From: John Griffin <thathillbilly@xxxxxxxxxxx>
JG> Xref: aeinews alt.fan.art-bell:82498 sci.skeptic:62963
JG> sci.physics:197692 sci.astro:58684

JG> Some of the world's best and most famous scientists have discovered
JG> that the universe's total mass of Higgs bosons has a half life, and
JG> (you guessed it) half-time is upon us.

JG> "Big Fucking Deal," you say? Why do you think they're trying to
JG> keep the lid on this finding?

JG> Half of the Higgs bosons aren't enough to support the Higgs field.
JG> When the 1/2th boson disintegrates, the field will collapse and
JG> there will be no fucking mass! The cow will be able to jump over
JG> the moon, but she won't be coming back.

JG> Damn, I hope this is a hoax.

Hope it isn't the naughty cow... BBPPOOPP!
The X rulez!

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