Re: kookdancers digest

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch
which ones post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups
to the distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of
those responders follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant
newsgroups and engage in their antagonism there. Also look for
those that are proud of the number of disruptive postings they make
to the newsgroups or who pontificate about the multiple newsgroups
being relevant. Those who waste their time on meaningless "kook"
polls also fall into the category. Another sign are those who
hypocritically complain about the same "tripe" being posted over and
over while posting the same "tripe" over and over, who talk of
cowardice and yet post with a fake name, and who tell others to shut
up but won't shut up themselves.

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Art Deco writes:

1500> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1500> I'm sure he will run away back to the Holy Digestor now, Bruce.

1500> You can tell it isn't the weekend, Bruce.

1501> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1501> Tholenator(tm) ... must ... digest ...

1502> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1502> Such a digest would run to many hundreds of kilobytes.

1503> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fucknozzles,alt.astronomy

1503> Coward of the Month Tholenator(tm) <tholen@xxxxxxxxxxxx> tholed:

1503> Running away from your awards again, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> Illogical.

1503> Classic pontification.

1503> Classic lack of specificity.

1503> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
1503> argument.

1503> You're erroneously presupposing that you are correct.

1503> Note: no response. No surprise, really.

1503> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
1503> argument.

1503> Illogical.

1503> Classic pontification.

1503> Note: no Response.

1503> Classic failure to comprehend the point.

1503> Now, what do your repetitive and off-topic "digests" have to do with
1503> classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> Shut up, Tholenator(tm).

1504> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fucknozzles,alt.astronomy

1504> Coward of the Month Tholenator(tm) <tholen@xxxxxxxxxxxx> tholed:

1504> What does this have to do with classical music, Tholenator(tm)?

1503> Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks

1503> The exact same notion occurred to me, Bruce.

1504> Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks

1504> Shazam!, Bruce.

1505> Newsgroups: sci.astro,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fucknozzles,alt.astronomy

1505> Coward of the Month Tholenator(tm) <tholen@xxxxxxxxxxxx> tholed:

1505> Liar.

1505> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
1505> argument.

1505> Illogical.

1505> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
1505> argument.

1505> How ironic.

1505> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
1505> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

1505> Running away from your awards again, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> Illogical.

1505> Classic pontification.

1505> Classic lack of specificity.

1505> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
1505> argument.

1505> You're erroneously presupposing that you are correct.

1505> Note: no response. No surprise, really.

1505> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
1505> argument.

1505> Illogical.

1505> Classic pontification.

1505> Note: no Response.

1505> Classic failure to comprehend the point.

1505> Now, what do your repetitive and off-topic "digests" have to do with
1505> astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> What does this have to do with astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> What does this have to do with astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> What does this have to do with astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> What does this have to do with astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> What does this have to do with astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> What does this have to do with astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> What does this have to do with astronomy, Tholenator(tm)?

1505> Shut up, Tholenator(tm).

1506> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.astrology,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.geo.meteorology,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1506> Of course not. And he runs away with his coconuts clomping when called
1506> on his hypocrisy.

1507> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1507> He failed to digest his awards again, Bruce. No surprise, really.

1508> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1508> *clip* - *clop* *clip* - *clop*
1508> *clip* - *clop* *clip* - *clop*

1509> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy

1509> Tholenator(tm)s just wanna digest, Bruce.

1510> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.weird-al,alt.music.weird-al

1510> Wham!

1511> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,ne.weather,rec.photo.digital,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1511> Does the caption say something this? "An oboe is what it is."

1512> He can also remind you that an oboe "is what it is," Bruce.

1513> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell

1513> Hi PSYLVIA!

1513> "I'm Scared!" -- Bunn E. Rabbit

1513> Thank you for putting my name on this fine lits!

1513> Sure, no problem. I also fi><ored your followups, you can thank me
1513> later.

1514> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell

1514> [snippage]

1514> Stooopid followups game defeated, PSYLVIA:

1514> "I'm Scared!" -- Bunn E. Rabbit

1514> "PSYLVIA is clueless!" -- Art Deco

1514> Keep those gums flapping, PSYLVIA!

1515> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell

1515> [snippage]

1515> Stooopid followups game defeated, PSYLVIA:

1515> "I'm Scared!" -- Bunn E. Rabbit

1515> "PSYLVIA is clueless!" -- Art Deco

1515> Keep those gums flapping, PSYLVIA!

1516> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1516> It seems so, we have been selected for the PSYLVIA Rant of the Month
1516> (RotM).

1516> You would think her voice would be hoarse from all that yelling, Bruce.

1516> Classic astute observation, Bruce.

1516> Thanks, Bruce.

1516> I'm sure they do now, Bruce.

1517> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,sci.astro,tor.general,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles

1517> Replying to yourself is a kooksign, fanboi.

1517> When did I ever claim such a role, kook? You clearing do not
1517> understand poking kooks with sharp sticks.

1517> This is quite the complement, coming from an obsesso poast counter.

1517> Like Chuckweasel and his death threats?

1517> I'm not the one posting fart lames and meaningless lists of post,
1517> fanboi. Do you know David Tholen?

1517> Huh? How do you jump from your own (erroneous) assumptions about why
1517> AUK was created to your obsessive list?

1517> I recommend hooking up with Steve "BowTie" Young and his Usenet White
1517> proposal.

1517> Unlike yourself, I am not so clueless as to believe that I "own" any
1517> newsgroups, especially one in alt.*.

1517> Bye, fanboi! Mind the @$$/door interface on your way out.

1518> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,sci.psychology.psychotherapy

1518> More of your anal obsession, fanboi? No surprise, really.

1519> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

1519> Hi, Moron! Nice poast count, fanboi.

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

1379> I see you have your own digest too. Ever considered branching out?
1379> Like to rec.music.classical, rec.sport.basketball,college, sci.astro,
1379> alt.astronomy alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell etc.? Or just
1379> crossposting there?

1380> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1380> The power of your poast compels him, Bruce.

1380> Shazam! An oboe is what it is, Bruce.

1381> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1381> Listen! Is that a tsunami I hear, or just Bruce AKA Tholen hand
1381> cranking again?

1381> Golly!

1382> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1382> You mean with Bruce AKA Tholen listing himself as an antagonist, Bruce?

1383> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1383> Mr. Creosote could easily do him in one sitting, Bruce. Just don't give
1383> him a wafer-thin after dinner mint.

1384> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

1384> Such a digest would easily outdo his indigestible 10,000+ line effort,
1384> Bruce.

1385> Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks

1385> Shazam! You can tell its not the weekend, Bruce.

1386> Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks

1386> Great minds, Bruce. Now we just need to wait for another "Famous last
1386> words" line.

1387> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.astrology,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.geo.meteorology,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1387> Classic repetition, Bruce. To be expected of a tutu-wearing nutjob like
1387> you.

1388> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.astrology,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.geo.meteorology,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1388> Not yet, Bruce.

1388> Famous last words, Bruce.

1389> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1389> If they did it would be no accident. I wonder what would happen
1389> if somebody were to accidently email the link to all the faculty
1389> at HU?

1390> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1390> To be expected of a coward who bravely runs away, Bruce.

1391> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy

1391> Or time after time if we were discussing Sheila AKA Cindi Lauper.

1392> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.weird-al,alt.music.weird-al

1392> Just eat it, Bruce.

1393> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,ne.weather,rec.photo.digital,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1393> To be expected of a kookdancer who still handcranks, Bruce.

1393> Say, have you heard the latest on our multitalented kookdancer, Bruce
1393> AKA Tholen?

1393> He's also an accomplished actor. He's starring in the new House of Wax
1393> film.
1393> He plays the wax dummy of the mad scientist. It was typecasting.
1393> Anyway, here's a picture of the dummy -

1393> Looks remarkably lifelike, doesn't it? But then, wax dummies are like
1393> that.

1394> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,ne.weather,rec.photo.digital,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1394> It probably should but it just says "Wooden actor of the Year, David J.
1394> Tholen".

1395> And knows how to bravely run away, Bruce.

1396> Catfight!

1397> Don't count your chickens (who bravely run away) before they hatch.

1398> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.psychology.psychotherapy

1398> To be expect of a latent homosexual like Bruce, Bruce.

1398> Rule 1: NO POOFTAS!

1399> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1399> G'day, Bruce. Is it that time of the month again for Sheila?

1399> I bet she is, Bruce.

1399> To be expected of a nutjob who complies lits, Bruce.

1399> Good work, Bruce.

1399> Do they know Sheila AKA Psylvia is a habitual drug abuser and
1399> psychopath, Bruce?

1400> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.sport.basketball.college,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

1400> Now we can all rest assured that he won't.

1401> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.fan.art-bell

1401> Nobody understands the words that are coming out of your mouth, Bruce!

1402> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.fan.art-bell

1402> What!?!! It will!! Why wasn't I told, Bruce?

1403> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,sci.psychology.psychotherapy,alt.fucknozzles

1403> Just as well, Bruce, because I said not to mention that he was.

1403> Now, what I want to know is, why does he fart so much when he poasts?
1403> Is it something he eats? Maybe Bruce AKA Tholen can give him some
1403> dietary tips so he can also digest 10,000+ lines without breaking
1403> a sweat let alone wind.

1404> Its all Bruce AKA Tholen's fault. He's a kook magnet.

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bisectional2004@xxxxxxxx writes:

312> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy

312> Girls just wanna have fun, Bruce.

313> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

313> But of course the digest will never include the biggest antagonist,
313> because we all know that he's impossible to digest.

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Tweetie writes:

59> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles

59> Classical music is one of the many things that will be destroyed if the
59> Sun goes supernova.

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AFJS writes:

1> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

1> ---
1> MICHAEL BRUCE:
1> ----------

1> I wonder what would happen> if somebody were to accidently email the
1> link to all the faculty

1> -------
1> -----
1> MY RESPONSE:

1> I HAVE A BETTER IDEA...
1> LET'S SEND THE TWO U.S. SENATORS (DANIEL AKAKA & DANIEL INOUYE), THIS
1> ENTIRE THREAD.

1> SINCE "BOTH" OF THESE U.S. CONGRESSMAN ARE "GRADUATES OF THE UNIVERSITY
1> OF HAWAII", I AM SURE THEY WOULD BE MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR
1> "INTENTIONAL CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES", ESPECIALLY SENATOR INOUYE WHO WAS,
1> HIMSELF, STALKED, DEFAMED AND IMPRISONED, SIMPLY BECAUSE HE WAS FROM
1> JAPANESE HERITAGE.

1> I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT THESE TWO POWERFUL FORMER UNIVERSITY OF
1> HAWAII CONGRESSMAN WOULD LIKE TO READ ALL ABOUT YOU TWO'S (BRUCE &
1> BALDWIN)'S THOUSANDS OF MALICIOUS POSTS ON USENET AGAINST INNOCENT
1> USERS.

1> I AM "ALMOST" POSITIVE THAT THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO "GET INVOLVED" IN THE
1> "ARBOR ALLIANCE" NOW DRAFTING AN AGREEMENT WITH MOST OF THE
1> WORLD-WIDE'S LARGEST ISP, TO STOP THE ILLEGAL HACKING OF
1> COMPUTERS/SERVERS AND "OTHER ABUSE" TAKING PLACE ON USENET.

1> YEP....THAT IS A MUCH BETTER IDEA AND I HOPE PROFESSOR THOLEN FOLLOWS
1> THROUGH ON THIS. IT IS VERY CONVENIENT THAT YOU HAVE "PROVIDED TO THE
1> ENTIRE USENET" ALL OF THE NAMES OF THE UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII'S FACULTY
1> NAMES....WHO'S REPUTATIONS ARE, OF COURSE, A GREAT CONCERN TO THEM
1> ALSO.

1> WHEN THE ENTIRE USENET POPULATION WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED THE ACTIVITIES
1> OF BALDWIN AND DECO ALSO "MAKE THEIR VOICES HEARD TO THE UNIVERSITY
1> FACULTY" I AM SURE THE BALL WILL GET ROLLING...FACT IS, BALDWIN, DECO
1> AND MANY IF NOT MOST OF THOSE WHO HAVE POSTED ON THIS THREAD, THINKING
1> THEY WERE SO CLEVER AND FUNNY, SHOULD BE REWARDED FOR THEIR EFFORTS,
1> BUT SOMETHING WAY MORE "IMPORTANT" THEN THE AUK AWARDS WHICH THEY
1> PRAISE SO HIGHLY. LET'S ALL FIND OUT AND SEND SOME LETTERS TO THE
1> SENATORS AND UNIV. FACULTY TELLING THEM WHAT YOU THINK. SYLVIA

1> P.S. OH YEAH, THANKS FOR CROSS-POSTING THIS TO
1> ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA..FINALLY YOUR GANG TRASH IS WORTH READING, SAVING,
1> AND ACTING UPON.
1> --
1> Subject:U.S. Senators, FROM Hawaii & FORMER GRADUATES FROM THE
1> UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII:

1> DANIEL AKAKA & DANIEL INOUYE

2> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.culture.alaska,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.classical

2> -------
2> DECO:

2> ----
2> MY RESPONSE:
2> THAT IS OBVIOUS...AS SOON AS ANY OF YOU MORONS ARE THREATENED WITH SOME
2> "REAL PROSECUTION", YOU SCREAM TO THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS..."ALERT!
2> ALERT!" SO YOUR OTHER MORON ROBOTS WOULD COME OUT OF THEIR HOLES TO
2> START A FLAME WAR.

2> ALONE...YOU ARE NOTHING "BUT", A SCARED RABBIT. TOGETHER YOU "PROVE MY
2> POINT, ABSOLUTELY"...AS STATED, THIS THREAD WILL BE SENT TO THOSE WHO
2> HAVE THE POWER OVER YOU..SO KEEP IT UP, IT'S EASIER THEN SENDING EACH
2> OF YOUR INDIVIDUAL POSTINGS, WHEN ONE URL WILL DO IT. &;D
2> --

2> ---
2> MY RESPONSE:
2> SUDDENLY THE HAWAII UNIV. FACULTY LINK THAT BRUCE POSTED "WON'T WORK",
2> IMAGINE THAT. WELL HERE IS A COPY.
2> --
2> Subject:Faculty OF UNIV, OF HAWAII-WHERE DAVID THOLEN IS PROFESSOR

2> ---
2> DECO:

2> --
2> MY RESPONSE:
2> YOU'RE VERY WELCOME...THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY THAT IS BEING CIRCULATED
2> TO VARIOUS AGENCIES AS A "PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A MALICIOUS USENET GANG
2> MEMBER"...A TITLE I AM SURE YOU ALSO LOVE SINCE THAT HAS BEEN YOUR
2> PURPOSE AND PRIORITY, I.E. YOU ARE FULLY ON DISPLAY NOW, JUST WHAT YOU
2> ALWAYS WANTED..EH?

2> --
2> DECO:

2> ---
2> MY RESPONSE:
2> SORRY, I HAD TO "UNFIX IT", SINCE GOOGLE ONLY ALLOWS 5 CROSS-POSTS,
2> BUT...YOU HAVE ALREADY "PUT THEM ON ALERT", SO THEY KNOW WHERE TO GO
2> AND FIND THIS...IN AUK, OF COURSE, THE "MAIN GANG HEADQUARTERS", WHICH
2> NONE OF YOU FORGET TO ADD IN YOUR CROSS-POSTS, AGAIN....PROOF OF HOW
2> THE USENET GANGS OPERATE. SO THAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNK YOU.
2> P.S. FOR THOSE WHO ARE JUST READING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME, SCROLL UP
2> TO GET THE ADDRESS OF THE "ARBOR ALLIANCE" GROUP THAT IS ORGANIZING THE
2> WORLD-WIDE REFORMS NEEDED TO END THESE GANGS..OR BETTER YET...GOOGLE,
2> ARBOR ALLIANCE SINCE MANY COUNTRIES ARE INVOLVED AND THEY ARE SETTING
2> UP WEBSITES ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE. SYLVIA
2> P.S. DROP THE BELOW SENATORS A LINE, I.E. A URL OF THIS THREAD WILL BE
2> SUFFICIENT WITH YOUR PERSONAL COMMENTS OF YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH THESE
2> GANGS.

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