Re: kookdancers digest

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch
which ones post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups
to the distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of
those responders follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant
newsgroups and engage in their antagonism there. Also look for
those that are proud of the number of disruptive postings they make
to the newsgroups or who pontificate about the multiple newsgroups
being relevant. Those who waste their time on meaningless "kook"
polls also fall into the category. Another sign are those who
hypocritically complain about the same "tripe" being posted over and
over while posting the same "tripe" over and over, who talk of
cowardice and yet post with a fake name, who laugh about someone
allegedly running away and yet run away from questions asked of them,
and who tell others to shut up but won't shut up themselves.

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Art Deco writes:

3225> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

3225> Classic Tholenator(tm) <tholen@xxxxxxxxxxxx> tholed:

3225> Classic Tholenator(tm) classic lame ignored.

3225> Whee! The 3200 milestone is passed.

3225> Coward.

3225> Then why do you keep asking the same question over and over, Classic
3225> Tholenator(tm)? Are you stupid?

3225> What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225> What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225> What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225> What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225> Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3226> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

3226> Classic Tholenator(tm) <tholen@xxxxxxxxxxxx> tholed:

3226> What does this have to do with OS/2 or astronomy, Classic

3226> Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3227> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,sci.skeptic,sci.physics,alt.alien.visitors

3227> There is only one Alexa Cameron. Accept no substitutes!

3228> Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3228> Georgie-boy already has a VVFWS for his SPOOF:

3228> and is currently nom'd for a 72 Raisins.

3229> Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3229> No problem, I wouldn't have remembered the current nom without:

3230> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3230> Does he do this while scarfing the Breakfast of Kookdancers, Frootloops
3230> & coffee grounds?

3231> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

3231> Classic Tholenator(tm) will just whine and digest, Bruce. That won't
3231> work.

3231> The coward stopped digesting them yesterday, Bruce.

3231> Classic Tholenator(tm) is irrational, and on the basis of his psychic
3231> astrologer gig, also transcendental, Bruce.

3231> None at all, Bruce.

3231> Good point, Bruce. I'll try this:

3231> Dear Classic Tholenator(tm):

3231> You may now increment my Holy Digestor numbers for today.

3231> Tanks, Bruce buddy.

3232> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

3232> Upside down and digesting, Bruce.

3232> Same here, Bruce.

3233> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3233> That's the one, Bruce.

3234> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3234> And a digestor, Bruce.

3235> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks

3235> Laced with coffee grounds, Bruce.

3235> *braaaaap*
3236> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

3236> Here is an opportunity for his "figures" lame:

3236> [...]

3236> Sensors indicate that the Classic Tholenator(tm) clueshields are still
3236> holding firm, Bruce.

3236> No surprise there, really, Bruce.

3236> By definition, Classic Tholenator(tm) is incapable of any error.

3236> He's a serial hypocrite, Bruce.

3237> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.ufo.reports,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

3237> [increase voltage to sink disposer now]

3237> Thanks, Bruce.

3237> Classic Tholenator(tm) still doesn't get it, Bruce.

3237> [insert coffee boy lame here]

3238> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3238> [sneckage level adjusted]

3238> I did not know this, Bruce.

3238> It's a mess, Bruce.

3238> Nice ellipsis, Bruce.

3238> Yes, of course:

3238> numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab
3238> oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238> umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238> ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238> mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238> st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num
3238> baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238> t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb
3238> aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238> numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab
3238> oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238> umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238> ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238> mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238> st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num
3238> baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238> t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb
3238> aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238> numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab
3238> oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238> umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238> ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238> mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238> st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num
3238> baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238> t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb
3238> aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238> numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab
3238> oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238> umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238> ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238> mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238> st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num
3238> baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238> t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb
3238> aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238> numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.

3238> That is over 2,600, Bruce.

3239> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3239> What is your point, Shirley?

3240> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3240> I'll give Bert one point, Bruce, at least he doesn't bother to
3240> participate in the coffee boy lames.

3241> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3241> Nice post edit, Shirley.

3241> Request DENIED. Pour your own coffee, saucerhead.

3242> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3242> Still ranting about with your coffee boy lames?

3242> What you think is irrelevant, irrational, and incorrect.

3242> Darla is a saucerhead kook, much like yourself.

3242> I don't think there is much chance of that, frootbat.

3242> Kooks are not allowed to use the word "kook", kook.

3242> Ah yes, the usual refuge of the kooks -- anal and sex toy lames.

3242> You mean Darla the reptilian "V" queen?

3242> I see your saucerhead delusions haven't dimmed at all, frootbat.

3242> When does your black comet text hit the bookstores?

3243> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3243> Chuckweasel slurp noted, saucerhead.

3244> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3244> Hi, Shirley! Can't you Darla cult member saucerheads get any new lames?

3245> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3245> He'll automatically go where OS/2 goes, Bruce.

3245> I thought Roger is Under, Bruce.

3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]
3245> [...]

3246> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

3246> I'm fairly certain this message cannot penetrate the Classic
3246> Tholenator(tm) clueshields, Bruce.

3246> A plausible theory, Bruce.

3247> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3247> Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah, I missed this while skimming for ad
3247> homs!

3248> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3248> Darla is kook who can't figure out the difference between copper and
3248> aluminum, frootbat.

3249> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3249> This is complete bull***, frootbat.

3249> Evidence of this nonsense?

3249> Nice technobabble word salad, saucerhead.

3250> Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

3250> Classic Tholenator(tm)'s contributions to usenet consist entirely of
3250> "what does that have to do with ...".

3251> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3251> She does it so well herself!

3252> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

3252> Yes, this is what Classic Tholenator(tm) keeps telling himself.

3253> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3253> When a kook does not have an answer for any technical challenges posed
3253> to them, he/she/it invariably grasps for kookstraws -- i.e. lamery, the
3253> last and best refuge of the kook.

3254> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3254> Another post edit, Shirley. Why are you such a coward?

3254> So is Darla the reptillian queen's delusion-ship.

3254> Continue kookdancing, Shirley.

3255> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3255> Is this why you have to wear a toupee, Shirley?

3256> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3256> Hey saucerhead, I think your Star Trek pajamas are too tight and are
3256> restricting blood flow to your brain.

3257> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3257> [cowardly snecked froups restored]

3257> Hey Shirley, I believe it was one of fellow Darla cultists that started
3257> in with the fart and sex toy lames.

3257> Are you going to send me a postcard from Titan, saucerhead?

3257> Well, don't forget, Chuckweasel Bohnehead is a Class-A kook and
3257> net.nazi. If you slurp him hard enough, perhaps he'll issue an
3257> International Order of Punishment with my name on it.

3257> Pour your own swill, Shirley.

3258> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3258> Somehow in his case I don't think it will help.

3259> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men

3259> Oh yeah, thanks, I forgot.

3259> I want an authographed copy!

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

2855> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

2855> I can't either, Bruce, but I'd like to see him do it while kookdancing.
2855> No wait, might be a bit hard with the backet on his head.

2856> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

2856> Don't know, Bruce. Hey, let's send Dickless Davie to find out.

2856> You've probably noticed, bruce.

2856> Indeed, Bruce. And some of those might be transcendantal too.

2856> No surprise there, really, Bruce.

2856> Tanks, Bruce?

2857> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

2857> Dickless Davie stands on his head, Bruce. Where does that leave him?

2857> No and I hope I never will, Bruce.

2858> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2858> Like Sheila AKA Darla the lizard queen from V, Bruce?

2859> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2859> Dickless Davie is a bot with a difference, Bruce.

2860> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks

2860> The kook's on drugs, Bruce.

2860> No wonder he twice as full of himself, Bruce.

2861> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.ufo.reports,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

2861> [plunge Dickless Davie into sink disposal unit here]

2861> Very nice, Bruce.

2861> FNID, Bruce.

2861> [insert coffee boy lame here]

2862> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

2862> They should beam it up, Bruce. Or beam Dickless Davie with it.

2862> Over Roger, Bruce.

2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.
2862> VNGC, O.

2863> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

2863> [enhanced sneckage v1.02]

2863> What's moot for the goose is moot for the gander, Bruce.

2863> You'll get no argument from me, Bruce.

2863> Very nice, Bruce. Are you able to poast very long lines? Say about
2863> 2,000 chars wide?

2864> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2864> You are like a glazed doughnut.

2865> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

2865> I hope so, Bruce. But just in case I'm not -

2865> [196 times] Dickless Davie's poasts are too much to endure.

2865> Why not, bruce. Here's one of mine -

2865> [140 times] Dickless Davie's poasts are too much to endure.

2865> So he's a pig, Bruce?

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Ross writes:

458> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

458> Wee Davie Post-edit pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
458> scribbled this in news:kQxFe.31648$aA5.7819@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:

458> [snip -- an excuse for Davie to whine about a bandwidth snip]

458> You are quite the comedian, Davie;

458> You are a Usenet chew-toy that I use for the occasional amusement.

458> Whine some more for us, Dr. Davie Post-edit.

458> Typical Tholen delusion noted.

458> Woof, Woof!!

458> Typical Tholen 'copy and paste' rhetoric noted.

458> Hold tight on that misinterpretation of yours,

458> Davie;

458> it seems you need it for self-validation.

458> It would really hurt for you to admit you actually
458> made an error.

458> Good Job, Davie, 'reducing that clutter'.

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Bookman writes:

28> Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

28> No doubt he will digest you soon. That's what he does, and it's an
28> open question whether he ever does anything else. HTH.

28> ESL!

29> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy

29> Ah, but look at how effective his digests are when it comes
29> to reducing the off-topic poasts!

29> ESL!

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Dr. Flonkenstein writes:

42> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

42> Nice pic!

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Izzy Bernstein writes:

1> Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
1> Subject: Re: "Deep Impact" predictions

1> Say, has anyone here seen Tholen lately? I wanted to ask him
1> something about clarinets.

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