Re: NEWTON WAS WRONG
- From: "Ed Otto" <edward.otto@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 19:02:15 -0400
"ACE" <GRAVITYMECHANIC2@xxxxxx> wrote in message
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THE MECHANICS OF(ABOUT 300 LINES OF BS DELETED)
THE UNIVERSE
My Laws of Mechanics:
1) The Earth Sucks.
2) The amount that something sucks is proportional to your proximity to that
which sucks.
3) Larger things suck worse than smaller things.
Proofs:
1) Obvious. If it didn't suck we'd all be floating.
2) Obvious. Ex: Your significant other/spouse when he/she is having a real
bad and blaming you for it all.
The further away from her you get, the less she sucks.
3) Obvious. Having a 500 pound spouse/significant other mad at you sucks
worse than having a 100 lb. one mad at you.
Like, I bet this was even obvious to cave men back 40K or 50K years ago...
(I am so tired of troos posting this same old horses*it. It's been 6 years
since I've been on UseNet, and the trolls never seem to change, or wise up.
Sigh.
Oops:
4) The amount that trolls suck is directly proportional to the quality of
the other posts.
Obvious: Thos of us that read serious groups think that all trolls suck.
However, those that read troll groups are trolls themselves, so they think
that they don't suck.)
Ed
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