Re: Would you hire me Google, I have a Summa Cum Laude in computer science

On Oct 25, 5:04 pm, gb6726 <gb6...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Oct 25, 5:03 pm, gb6726 <gb6...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:





On Oct 25, 5:00 pm, gb6726 <gb6...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Google: I would not.

Me: Oh, I do not fit the profile of the hard-core.

Google in his head with a Booglebush threat psycho immensity: That's
right.

Only women can make it in as infiltrators. My sister was hired at
Google.

A Google employee: We are actually much nicer, we take dogs to work.
It is pretty
liberal here. It is anything but black suits, agent smith outware,
black ties at all
business meetings. Come to think of it there are no business meetings
that
I can remember of.

So why I wouldn't be hired? Would I hire a Google fanatic? Would there
be a
lie behind a smile, should I make a possessive look and smile, like an
old dog
laughing? It's us and them, we can be bad. We can spy and come up with
spy
tools and feel in pervasion against the world, then learn the Google
ethics of the
company represented in the words of Google's customer service, sharing
a Ron
L. Hubbard mindset of referring to the masses as hearts and souls and
those
serving them wear white robes behind the keyboard, making 20 dollars a
day and
working 18 hours a day.

Should I feel bad that this company confiscated humanitarian assets
criminally,
robbed 15 million international books worth 153 billion at the least
criminally
without checking for copyright, while remembering that stolen works of
arts is
actually crimes against humanity. Copyrights on all those books mean
there
is a business owner and profiting is not allowed from those works,
while the
works were clearly confiscated for profit, or better saying, for
Google profit sharing,
marketing.

"No." - the voice repeats. "No, I wouldn't hire you."

Are you that familiar with psychos? Is it written all over them that
they are one
of the people who would stay here for a long time and would be able to
fit in
to the world of inquisition. What do I need to do to look like a
psycho. I think
it's the way one looks, it's not something he can change. People
relate personality
to appearance. From psychos they stay away. So I must be not highly
interactive,
quiet, but open eyes that I feel I am invited.

Serving the hearts and souls. Language and style acquired for a few
years in 2001. Do no evil. Then the customer service adapted a cold
style. Too many complainst, too many angry customers. Need to
automate all customer service issues, let users answer all questions
of other users. Many companies with business issues couldn't get
through. Some now call Google the world's most arrogant company,
but this arrogance demands power. Now a city is growing in
Mountain View, California, the main building reminds of the wide
Kremlin. Not a person coming in or out during business hours. The
streets are guarded by guards walking the sidewalks. This is the
Kremlin,
man. He is supposed to have a long coat and machine guns, perhaps
walking and eating an apple. No, the security guy is some commando.
Most companies have security inside, here one finds a silent and wide
wide and tall, like 5, 6, 7 story tall building, depends how close you
go to it.

I expected smaller buildings, more techie. Yes, I stopped by. I
walked
in as a tourist. I asked for a restroom. When I said I was a tourist,
the
man at the front desk opened his eyes, just as a man would in the
Kremlin when an unwelcome person appears. I am sure he warned all
security. No access to the restroom, you must leave immediately. Out!

The restroom was 10 meters away, visible from where I stood.

No human contact of any kind with outsiders. He thought I was an
insider,
so he was smiling at me at first. A lot of dudes with flirky hair work
in
Google. A lot of Lotus cars outside, must have been given out at one
time as a Christmas bonus.

In Microsoft, going to a bathroom is not a problem to one who visits
the
campus.

Actually I came for an interview, and I need to use the bathroom. My
interview
is in the next building over there but I spilled something on my
Booglebush.

On your what?

My Booglebush is a threat psycho. Can I use the restroom or what.

Of course, it is right over there, you can't miss it.

Then you go outside, and you stick up a protest sign.



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