Re: These are the folks from the....

From: Dirk Bruere at Neopax (dirk_at_neopax.com)
Date: 09/12/04 

Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 15:39:27 +0100

hanson wrote:
> These are the folks from the profession that always
> criticizes Bush for his use of the English language.....
> .......ahahahahaha.........AHAHAHAHA.........
>
> Wednesday, September 08, 2004 9:34 AM
> Subject: FW: Olympic Commentators GOOFS!
> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators
> during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
>
> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
> snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
>
> 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
> personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
>
> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
> father."
>
> 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
> boxing, but none of them really that serious.
>
> 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> expect the same thing again."
>
> 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
> it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
>
> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
> president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
>
> 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field."
>
> 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
> before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
> my God, what have I just said?"
>

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