Re: Ammonium Salicylate

From: Dirk Bruere at Neopax (dirk_at_neopax.com)
Date: 11/10/04 

Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 19:25:30 +0000

Mark Tarka wrote:

> Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2vc9obF2igtvuU1@uni-berlin.de>...
>
>>Mark Tarka wrote:
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>>>Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2usb6jF2ejodcU1@uni-berlin.de>...
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>>>>Mark Tarka wrote:
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>>>>>Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2uq4lcF2duqrjU1@uni-berlin.de>...
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>>>>>>Mark Tarka wrote:
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>>>>>>>Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2unk5lF2c14laU1@uni-berlin.de>...
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>>>>>>>>Can anyone tell me anything useful about it?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You're in luck. I've studied this
>>>>>>>molecule for more than 30 years!
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>>>>>>>>Properties?
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yes. It has several very amusing
>>>>>>>traits.
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>>>>>>>>Can't find MSDS on the Net.
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Classified as available on a "need
>>>>>>>to know" basis back in the early '50s.
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>>>>>>>>Has it medicinal uses?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yep.
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>>>>>>Seen it as an ingredient on a bottle of suntan lotion, so its hardly super secret.
>>>>>
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>>>>>Probably a product from a terrorist
>>>>>organization. They don't count :-)
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>>>>>>Basically, you aren't providing any info at all.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Huh? I told you I had 30 years of experience.
>>>>>That it had properties. And, that it had medicial
>>>>>uses.
>>>>>
>>>>>What do you want for free?
>>>>
>>>>I was asking about the chemical, not your life history.
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>>>You can find my life history on the Internet.
>>>Just do a GOOGLE search, like
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>>> GOOGLE: ammonium salicylate properties
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>>I see you haven't tried taking your own advice with regards googling for the info.
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>>'"ammonium salicylate" properties' - 64 hits. None of them useful.
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>>Go on - show me the site you get from google that has the properties of AS.
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>
> You are brutal, dude, but lack the tact necessary to
> to bend me to your will :-)
>
> I give you free info. You whine about it,
> make a disparaging remark about my life,
> tell me I don't know how to search Google,
> and then trash my 30 years of work by
> saying you don't think any of the 64
> properties of AS are useful.
>
> You missed one.
>
> ----------
> _PROPERTIES OF Ammonium Salicylate #65_
>
> When compounded with a propriatary formulation
> containing plutonium and traces of plaid lint,
> currently being investigated by the USPTO, DoD,
> The National Laboratory of Iraq, and other places,
> AS has the ability to confer invisibility to
> any object ert or inert, vegetable or mineral,
> male or female, and when used with a patent-
> pending electronic module, purchased separately,
> it also allows any treated thing to experience
> time travel.
> ----------
>
> Now _that's_ pretty damn useful, eh?
>
> I don't fault you for missing this one since
> it's not been reported officially as of this time :-)
>
>
> Mark (GOOGLE: salicylates properties ~18100 hits)

Well, seems you are a useless fuckwit doesn't it? 

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Dirk
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