Re: Ammonium Salicylate

From: Mark Tarka (mark_tarka_at_yahoo.com)
Date: 11/11/04 

Date: 11 Nov 2004 07:49:19 -0800

Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2vf898F2kh6mkU2@uni-berlin.de>...
> Mark Tarka wrote:
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> > Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2vc9obF2igtvuU1@uni-berlin.de>...
> >
> >>Mark Tarka wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2usb6jF2ejodcU1@uni-berlin.de>...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Mark Tarka wrote:
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> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2uq4lcF2duqrjU1@uni-berlin.de>...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Mark Tarka wrote:
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> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Dirk Bruere at Neopax <dirk@neopax.com> wrote in message news:<2unk5lF2c14laU1@uni-berlin.de>...
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Can anyone tell me anything useful about it?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You're in luck. I've studied this
> >>>>>>>molecule for more than 30 years!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Properties?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Yes. It has several very amusing
> >>>>>>>traits.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Can't find MSDS on the Net.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Classified as available on a "need
> >>>>>>>to know" basis back in the early '50s.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Has it medicinal uses?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Yep.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Seen it as an ingredient on a bottle of suntan lotion, so its hardly super secret.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Probably a product from a terrorist
> >>>>>organization. They don't count :-)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Basically, you aren't providing any info at all.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Huh? I told you I had 30 years of experience.
> >>>>>That it had properties. And, that it had medicial
> >>>>>uses.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>What do you want for free?
> >>>>
> >>>>I was asking about the chemical, not your life history.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You can find my life history on the Internet.
> >>>Just do a GOOGLE search, like
> >>>
> >>> GOOGLE: ammonium salicylate properties
> >>
> >>I see you haven't tried taking your own advice with regards googling for the info.
> >>
> >>'"ammonium salicylate" properties' - 64 hits. None of them useful.
> >>
> >>Go on - show me the site you get from google that has the properties of AS.
> >
> >
> > You are brutal, dude, but lack the tact necessary to
> > to bend me to your will :-)
> >
> > I give you free info. You whine about it,
> > make a disparaging remark about my life,
> > tell me I don't know how to search Google,
> > and then trash my 30 years of work by
> > saying you don't think any of the 64
> > properties of AS are useful.
> >
> > You missed one.
> >
> > ----------
> > _PROPERTIES OF Ammonium Salicylate #65_
> >
> > When compounded with a propriatary formulation
> > containing plutonium and traces of plaid lint,
> > currently being investigated by the USPTO, DoD,
> > The National Laboratory of Iraq, and other places,
> > AS has the ability to confer invisibility to
> > any object ert or inert, vegetable or mineral,
> > male or female, and when used with a patent-
> > pending electronic module, purchased separately,
> > it also allows any treated thing to experience
> > time travel.
> > ----------
> >
> > Now _that's_ pretty damn useful, eh?
> >
> > I don't fault you for missing this one since
> > it's not been reported officially as of this time :-)
> >
> >
> > Mark (GOOGLE: salicylates properties ~18100 hits)
>
> Well, seems you are a useless fuckwit doesn't it?

You're boss is probably thinking the same thing :-)

So I was wrong, you're not so brutal, just lacking
in basic research skills and fundamental knowledge of
chemistry, wanting someone else to do the grunt work
for you. Tell us, are you supposed to be on medi-
cations to mediate your psychotic episodes?

  Mark (Thank you for your contribution to the Online
         Chemisry Nut-Case Project. Your name has been
         added to the pool from which one individual will
         win 30 hours of therapy from a well-known drunk
         whose office is in the garage behing his house.
         Your chances of winning are 1 in 30567392762100912734672839926422 :-)