Re: Google SCHOLAR!

From: Uncle Al (UncleAl0_at_hate.spam.net)
Date: 12/15/04 

Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:39:11 -0800

Richard Schultz wrote:
>
> In article <41BF3E84.25E8F607@hate.spam.net>, Uncle Al <UncleAl0@hate.spam.net> wrote:
>
> :> Has Uncle Al tried going to a library (you know, that big building with
> :> all of the books in it) to look at an actual hard copy of
> :> Chemical Abstracts?
>
> : The UCI Physical Sciences Library is one of the larger university
> : libraries of its kind. It has nearly 5000 technical journals shelved
> : in a giant horseshoe rotunda. The wisdom of driving through ten miles
> : of people like Shultz to be with people like Uncle Al is
> : questionable. All ACS members should be granted a small number of
> : annual accesses as as a membership perk.
>
> One of the many aspects of Uncle Al's personality that would be amusing
> if they weren't so pathetic is his having an emotional age of six.
> Nobody owes you anything. Get over it. If the ACS's policies upset
> you as much as your continual whining suggests, you have a simple expedient:
> quit the organization. At least your APS membership got you a free
> opportunity to peddle your pet theory.

[snip crap]

Schultz the critic troll brainfarts. No contribution, only
complaint. No references URL or literature, no mathematics, no input
to the discussion, no enlightenment, no hint of intelligence. Nothing
but anile kneejerk spasm befitting a particulary inferior undergrad
assignment in spew emulation. Having pissed upon a skyscraper wall,
the critic troll rears back and exhorts the crowd to admire both his
spoor and the manly implement that emplaced it.

Schultz is a bitter eunuch in a brothel, a capon in a henhouse, a
steer amidst cows; a stot, a gelding, a gelt, a havier, a gib, a
lapin, a seg, a hog, a wether... a critic troll in a science
newsgroup. 

-- 
Uncle Al
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 (Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf