Re: Help with Chemistry/Magic Lessons...

John Mizell wrote:
>
> I recently purchased two book on eBay entitled Gospel Magic with
> Chemistry,
> Vol. 1 and Gospel Magic with Chemistry, Vol. 2. They are both by Dennis
> Regling.

Most amusing. Religion (faith) and science (empiricism) are
orthogonal. If you use science to bulwark religion you are a crook or
an idiot. Nobody in science gives a tinker's damn what religion
spews.

> In them are visual experiments via chemistry to illustrate different lessons
> for
> children and youth.

A Skinner box would be more efficient. Bells and smells fit right in
that venue. Though the goal is holy the path is secular. Do what you
must in a sinful world to arrive and be shriven.

> The problem i'm having is trying to find either a local
> or online
> source that sells some of the chemicals listed to individuals.

Send the RFP to God. Have the stuff sent to a church. Demand it as
your right to practice religion unmolested by the State. President
Bush the Lesser is very enthusaistic about faith-based endeavors like
banning brith control and banning abortion. The State need soldiers.
Wombs are to be enlisted.

> In Volume 2 the author lists two sources: www.flinnsci.com and
> www.kyantec.com.
> The first, Flinn Scientific, will only sell to licensed teachers

That's not much of a push. Your average teacher as a room temp IQ and
the gutters, er schools, are filthy with them.

> and the
> second, Antec Inc.,
> looks to be a commercial site that doesn't even have an online catalog or
> order form.
> Honestly, I would much rather purchase from someone locally, but I realize I
> may not
> have much choice. One of the online sites I've found is www.al-chemist.com.
> They list
> a few of the chemicals, but not all of them.

Ask your local meth cooker where he gets his stuff.

> Here is a list of the hard-to-find chemicals I will need for different
> "lessons":
[snippities}

> Sodium Sulfite

Terrorist wapon - SO2 gas

> Potassium Permanganate

Terrorist weapon (explosives) plus drug synthesis

> Sodium Carbonate

Drug synthesis and historic White Protestant sexist oppression of
women as laundry sluts

> Phenolphthalein

Carcinogen

> Sodium Bisulfate

Drug synthesis

> Sodium Thiosulphate crystals - they call this photographer's Hypo

Bomb initiator

> Carbon Disulfide

Terrorist weapon - fuel-air bomb.

> Carbon Tetrachloride

OZONE HOLE!!!!! You goddamned eco-terorist!

> Ethyl Alcohol

That's booze. Gonna seduce a little boy with Jesus juice a la Michael
Jackson, are you? BATF, too. They shoot first then shoot some more.
Nobody is more dangerous then somebody who would deny the State its
revenue by running a private still, growing tobacco in his back yard,
or owning a gun.
[snip]

You are an agent of Emmanuel Goldstein and are an enemy of the State.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
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