Is ANYONE dumber than conservatives?

From: 2ndSight (fernbach2000_at_yahoo.com)
Date: 08/25/04 

Date: 25 Aug 2004 07:45:50 -0700

> jdtaylor952@hotmail.com wrote in message news:<2bf233f0.0408232350.4c476323@posting.google.com>...
> >
 The Republicans are looking for "informed" voters. That is
> voters that are into current events and aware of the shifting
> political waters. If anyone is aware of what's happening, well
> educated, aprised to current events, has a real job, (this rules
> out those liberal college professors) and votes, usually
> votes Republican
> of their own free will.
 
LOL!

You GOPers are so brilliant you can see Iraqi
weapons of mass destruction even when they're invsibible
to us ordinary people, right?

You're so smart that you applauded Ronald Reagan when
he made US economic and military aid available to
brave, religiously inspired "freedom fighters" in
Afghanistan who - ta-da! -- have since magically
transformed themselves into Al Qaeda.

You conservatives are so AWESOMELY intelligent that
in the mid-1980s, you thought it was great that
the US government with Don Rumsfeld doing the diplomacy
was extending diplomatic, financial and military help to Saddam
Hussein.

You're so smart that just a year ago, you could
detect conspiratorial ties between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda
that even the 9-11 Commission was unable to detect.
 
You and your leaders are so intellectually savvy
that you've actually captured Osama Bin Laden the way
that President Bush promised to do in 2001 .... or wait
a minute; have you, actually? No, I guess not.

You Republican conservatives are well-informed, you can tell us
why rising federal deficits are actually GOOD things. Well,
uh, at least so long as the money is used on productive
things - like war -- and not foolishly squandered on frivolities
like Social Security, or Medicare, or environmental protection.
 
You have the keen prophetic foresight to see why launching
a program to explore Mars will cure all the nasty little
things that are wrong on earth - unemployment, outsourcing
of corporate jobs to the Third World, rising anti-Americanism
throughout the Arab world, and of course, global warming.
 
All hail the superior wisdom of GOP conservatives!

Because you see the emperor's wonderful new clothes, don't you?

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