Re: [US Election last minute troll] Things you have to believe to be a Republican

From: MS (mikesc_at_iname.com)
Date: 11/02/04 

Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 08:10:17 GMT

Rob Duncan wrote:

> "Kent Paul Dolan" <xanthian@well.com> wrote in message

>
> Youre an idiot.
>
>

You need to get a library card and use it.

>
>>and a
>> bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin
>> Laden" diversion.
>
>
> Wait, back up retard, he was always a bad guy. Only an idiot thinks Iraq
> was about not finding Bin Laden.
>
>
>> Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
>> communist,
>
>
> Right. Not to mention its right off our coast and we would have a very hard
> time stopping china from planting nukes there, if they werent on our
> ***-list.
>

Non-sequitor.

>>but trade with China and Vietnam is
>> vital to a spirit of international harmony.
>
>
> Who cares about international harmony? Where does your moronic mind come up
> with this ***? We trade with China and Vietnam in order to subvert their
> war-making desires should future disputes occur. We have subverted them
> financially. They could/would/will never choose war with us as we have
> their elite by the short-hairs. ECONOMICALLY!

Sanctions work now? People never think that far ahead.

We can flick their tower of
> babble down with a pinky. And in a years time well be better off, while
> theyll be sucking eggs socially because of it for decades. Should they ever
> do something that threatens free-trade with the US, their economy
> crumbles... overnight. They know that now, and it was the point of opening
> trade with them, as well as with Vietnam. Learn... if you can.
>

They would be just like they were before only a bit better off.

>
>> The United States should get out of the United
>> Nations,
>
>
> Absolutely. Its the biggest waste of money the US has ever spent money on.
>
>
>>and our highest national priority is
>> enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
>
>
> *** the UN.
>
>
>> A woman can't be trusted with decisions about
>> her own body,
>
>
> Any woman who grows a child to near term, and then kills it, should be
> tortured prior to execution. President Bush has never even hinted, not even
> to the religiously fanatical, that he would make any move to limit early
> term abortions. Get your facts straight.
>

All the men in the Bush family are against abortion; the women in th
Bush family are not. This is what Bush the elder divulged once.

George Bush is against the practice even when the mother's life is
endangered.

>
>>but multi-national corporations
>> can make decisions affecting all mankind without
>> regulation.
>
>
> Huh? All of mankind? McDonalds? Budweiser?
>
>
>> Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
>> homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
>
>
> I dont remember reading that he hates anybody. But then, Im only a student
> of the bible, the gnostic gospels, and other "irrelivent," pieces of
> literature. I seem to recall something like, "hate the sin, not the sinner,
> pray for your enemies, etc."
>

The original writer didn't say Jesus hated anyone. He implied that
Republicans hate Hillary Clinton and Homosexuals. You're taking this
all too literally.

>
>> The best way to improve military morale is to
>> praise the troops in speeches while slashing
>> veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>
>
> Hmm... Im sure if that might raise moral, democrats might be for it, but for
> some reason, republicans, and President Bush, did quite the opposite. I
> wonder why?
>

Bush didn't do the opposite.

>
>> If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
>> won't have sex.
>
>
> Theyll certainly have less sex, but it will increase the amount of
> unprotected sex. Is that what you meant? Are you implying that ALL parents
> should abrogate their rights as parents to the school system? The NEA
> school system? The one thats been failing since its inception? Brilliant.
> Just what we need, dumber kids, and even less parental control.
>

Just because there weren't condoms in your school and you never got laid
doesn't mean that all other students will have less sex. I'm sure your
logic helps you feel better about your short comings (pardon the pun)
and lack of success with the opposite (or same) sex.

>
>> A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
>> long-time Allies, then demand their cooperation
>> and money.
>
>
> Rather than killing the enemy? Again, your brilliant. LOL.
>

Again, "your" not addressing the point.

>
>> Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound
>> policy.
>
>
> Who is providing this health care to "ALL" Iraqis? Can you understand the
> concept of "why?" Do you even have the mental capacity to find out "why,"
> "some," is provided? Lets see if you can.
>
>
>> Providing health care to all Americans
>> is socialism.
>
>
> Provide your own healthcare you lazy ***. We have SSDI for the worst
> cases, for lazy shits like you, you must, GASP, provide for yourself. What
> a concept, eh? Responcibility... Look it up.

You'd better pray you never get dropped by your insurer and lose your
life savings and house in bankruptcy because of medical bills. I'm sure
the multi millionaire HMO executives will love the proceeds your home
brings them.

>
>
>> HMOs, pharmaceutical, and insurance companies
>> have the best interests of the public at heart.
>
>
> Wait, thats socialism. Right?
>

They certainly don't have the best interests of the public at heart.

>
>> Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are
>> junk science,
>
>
> Now youre an expert on global warming? LOL. Tobaccos links to cancer and
> the legislation that blocked their liability was governed and made headway
> under the democrats rule, you idiot.
>
>
>>but creationism should be taught
>> in schools.
>
>
> Dont confuse religious peoples thoughts, with republicans stands. Ive never
> met a republican who thought creation should be taught in anything other
> than a private religious school.
>

Belief in god requires a great deal of mediocrity and lack of thought.

>
>> A president lying about an extramarital affair
>> is an impeachable offense.
>
>
> A President, lying under oath, in a sexual harassment lawsuit, is an
> impeachable offense. Yes indeed. So he was impeached. Get over it.
>

Who cares? You sound like you need to get laid more often.

>
>>A president lying to
>> enlist support for a war in which thousands die
>> is solid defense policy.
>
>
> What lie?
>

Iraq attempting to purchase Uranium from Nigeria for one.

>
>> Government should limit itself to the powers
>> named in the Constitution, which include banning
>> gay marriages
>
>
> Right. Marriage in the US is between ONE man and ONE woman. Trying to
> redefine marriage to be between fags is absurd. Thats not marriage, but if
> they want, as does President Bush, to provide them with civil contracts, I
> see nothing wrong with that. Why do you? What do you have against gays?
>

Why can't it be called "marriage"? What is so special about the word
"marriage" that it should only apply to one man/one woman?

Laws are put in place to protect people's rights. They have laws
against murder because murder deprives people of their rights. There
are laws against theft because it deprives people of the right to their
property. How does allowing gays to MARRY deprive you of your rights?
Only in your little God believing mind does it deprive you of some
special right.

>
>> and censoring the Internet.
>
>
> Huh? The Constitution provides freedom of the PRESS you idiot. The
> PRINTING PRESS, (and all forms of it) moron. Nobody could censor the
> internet if they tried, it wouldnt even make it onto the docket.
>

The Republicans are dumb enought to try.

>
>> The public has a right to know about Hillary's
>> cattle trades, but George Bush's driving and
>> military record is none of our business.
>
>
> Its not? Why has Kerry been blocking his medical records from being
> released? Hmm... couldnt be because he lied to get his other two purple
> hearts so he could skip out of his service, could it be...? Nah... After
> all, he had such a glorious whole (cough cough) 4 months of service in Nam.
>

Tell us about your service in any American war? Chicken hawk.

>
>> Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a
>> crime, unless you're a conservative radio host.
>> Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers
>> for your recovery.
>
>
> Depends. Are you a worthless piece of ***? Money matters not.
>

What are you talking about here?

>
>> You support states' rights, which means Attorney
>> General John Ashcroft can tell states what local
>> voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
>
>
> States dont listen to anyone but their constituents, idiot. Have you any
> examples otherwise?
>
>
>> What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
>> national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s
>> is irrelevant.
>
>
> Which is what? Run several succesfull business', was elected President of
> the United States MBA assosiation (doesnt take any brains for that right...?
> Idiot.), and choose to serve his country in elected office? I would say
> theyre all relevent, wouldnt you...? Idiot?
>

You've just proved you don't know what you're talking about. He
bankrupted most of his businesses and had no part in the day to day
operation of the Rangers. He was a pitchman. Moreover, it doesn't take
any brains to get an MBA... it is the least intellectually rigorous
professional school there is.