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From: Kent Paul Dolan (xanthian_at_well.com)
Date: 01/13/05 

Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 06:35:58 +0000 (UTC)

I'm only the disease vector, I'm not the guy who
shared a hut with pigs and other higher forms of
life so this new edition of "chain email humor
'flu" could evolve.

                        COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

                    CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

                  TEN COMMANDMENTS
Want to know the real reason that we can't have the
Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates
a hostile work environment.

FYI

xanthian. 

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