Re: How to ask for help on s.e.b


"PeteS" <peter.smith8380@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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There have been a number of posts recently where the OP wanted answers
to incredibly simple questions. To help those, I reproduce here the
s.e.b. template for 'no-thinkers', taken from a.e.e


who U call simple U f-head, U shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.... why do
U not take U'r smarmy azz'd acronym-arsed f-headed ideas back to groopler
goops no-thought required just do it

if you got this far ....
that was just a joke, because on groups it is not always obvious

if you could get your form into 3 lines ( the attention span of groupers )
then i would say good idea, i suspect those who would type such well thought
and polite messages would have the skills (i.e. patience) to research teir
dire problems to a simple solution

are there simple questions ?



Please kind (insert platitudes here, or address titles i.e. Sirs or
Madames),

I am a new (insert job function or social status here, i.e. Student,
Engineer, Electrician, Homeowner etc.)

<optional> from (insert non-english speaking country)

and I have this (insert task here, i.e. homework assignment, personal
project, project assigned to me, problem with my appliance etc.).

I know (insert qualifications here, i.e. next to nothing, very little,
a little, enough to be dangerous etc.) about electricity,

but was hoping that you all could help me to (restate task here, but
without saying what you really mean, i.e. do my homework for me, get me
out of a jam, help me to avoid paying a professional to do it
correctly, get me through this day without having to think, avoid
electrocuting myself or my loved ones etc).

I hope to hear from you soon.

Nooby Nooberson

Cheers

PeteS


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