Re: How to ask for help on s.e.b



On Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:41:05 +0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
robb wrote:
"PeteS" <peter.smith8380@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

There have been a number of posts recently where the OP wanted answers
to incredibly simple questions. To help those, I reproduce here the
s.e.b. template for 'no-thinkers', taken from a.e.e

who U call simple U f-head, U shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.... why do
U not take U'r smarmy azz'd acronym-arsed f-headed ideas back to groopler
goops no-thought required just do it

if you got this far ....
that was just a joke, because on groups it is not always obvious

if you could get your form into 3 lines ( the attention span of groupers )
then i would say good idea, i suspect those who would type such well thought
and polite messages would have the skills (i.e. patience) to research teir
dire problems to a simple solution

are there simple questions ?

Yes, and even simpler minds. They go to Google, yet they can't
figure out how to use a search engine. It would make their tiny mind
explode, so they post a vague, stupid question. Then they get mad when
people don't kiss their ass. We should just post the link to the Google
search engine and tell them to come back when they know what they really
want to ask. NO MORE 20 QUESTIONS!

What's this "We should" crap? I've been doing that for years, and getting
crap for it.

Thanks,
Rich

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