Re: Basic Islam



On Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:47:46 +0000, feebo wrote:
On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:36:04 -0500, default <default@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
On 7 Feb 2007 09:13:18 -0800, "Old Mac User" <chendrixstats@xxxxxxxxx>
perhaps Muslim
men feel inferior and they figure a virgin won't realize how
inadequate they really are.

got it in one I reckon

For the standup act I'm writing, I came up with this bit where I
"channel" Sam Kinison:

"AAAAGHHHH! I'M DEAD!!!! AAAGH! AAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAGH! Lemme tell ya about
Heaven <snicker>. DON'T GO THERE!!! AAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!!! Y'know those
virgins they're always talking about? YA KNOW WHY THEY'RE STILL VIRGINS???
THEY GOT NO HOLE!!!! AAAAGH! AAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAGH!"

Thank you very much. ;-)
Rich


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