Re: Robin William's Plan for Peace

From: Rolavine (rolavine_at_aol.com)
Date: 07/27/04 

Date: 27 Jul 2004 19:40:22 GMT

>Subject: Re: Robin William's Plan for Peace
>From: "si" 'blu_glo_uk@yahoo.com'
>Date: 7/27/2004 1:23 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <bRyNc.369$kT.223@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>
>
>If unsucessful in the good ol US of A, would this chap rather mind coming
>over here to teach OUR Parliament a thing or two ??
>
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>"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
>news:puscg0t44una3vaa0u9krfheba4fp53n2u@4ax.com...
>> Robin William's Plan for Peace..........
>>
>> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
>> for peace. So, here's one plan.
>>
>> 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
>> Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys', We will never
>> "interfere" again.
>>
>> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
>> We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes
>> in the fence.
>>
>> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>> leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
>> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
>> where they are. France would welcome them.
>>
>> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>> days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
>> would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
>> and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
>> don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>>
>> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
>> If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>>
>> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
>> wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but
>> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
>> The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>>
>> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
>> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
>> go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>>
>> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
>> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
>> rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
>> is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
>> little, if anything.
>>
>> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
>> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
>> would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>>
>> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
>> can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>> ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
>>
>> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
>> tired, your huddled masses'. She's got a baseball bat and she's
>> yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
>>

This is funny stuff, but a quick check indicates that this is being attributed
to Robin Williams falsely. Some of it sounds a bit like some of his routines
I've seen on HBO. I was suspicious because it is not his POV.

Rocky