Re: OT: I grow weary of politics. Let there be religion! And Sex!

From: xray (notreally_at_hotmail.invalid)
Date: 10/21/04 

Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 06:59:55 GMT

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:29:47 -0700, Tim Wescott
<tim@wescottnospamdesign.com> wrote:

>Rich Grise wrote:
>
>> Has anybody ever wondered about Jesus' sex life?
>>
>> I was shacking up with some babe back in the new-age days.
>> This babe claimed to remember all of her past lives - her
>> description of how it feels to be drowned as a witch was
>> quite vivid - and I idly wondered one day, she and I both
>> being all metaphysical an' ***, "I wonder if Jesus ever
>> did it?" And she says, "Yeah, and he was _good!_" Oddly,
>> I felt a twinge of jealousy. Of a past-life memory of
>> a guy they executed by torture for being a dissident
>> almost 2000 years ago.
>>
>> I guess I'm weird. %-}
>>
>> Cheers!
>> Rich
>>
>Interesting how everyone with a past life has such one-in-a-million
>experiences! Perhaps all those folks who's past lives were as faithful
>married parents with healthy children, kitchen drudges, electrical
>engineers and other boring things never fess up.

How about the problem of past life shortages? There are a lot more of us
around during one lifetime now than there used to be. To keep everyone
supplied with past lives, a lot of them must be shared at any given
time. Seems like it should not be that uncommon to run into someone who
was you in a previous lifetime. How come I never hear about that
happening when past-life people are sharing who they were?

Or maybe low-lifes, like Bush voters, are on their first lifetime. The
exploding population could explain why there are so many of them. (See,
I got us back onto the main political OT thread.)

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