Re: OT: Funny Story: "The Wash Cloth"

From: Tim Wescott (tim_at_wescottnospamdesign.com)
Date: 12/31/04 

Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:49:16 -0800

Rich Grise wrote:

> *THE WASH CLOTH*
>
> There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
>
> I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
> Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
> me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
> just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
> 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
> any time to spare.
>
> As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
> making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
> full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
> washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
> wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
> the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in
> the car and raced to my appointment.
>
> I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
> Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
> looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
> Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised
> when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
> haven't we?" I didn't respond.
>
> After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
> of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After
> school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
> bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
> from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the
> sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>
Wow, and all this time I thought you were a guy. 

-- 
Tim Wescott
Wescott Design Services
http://www.wescottdesign.com

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