Re: Decline of E+WW

From: Rich The Newsgropup Wacko (wacko_at_example.com)
Date: 01/06/05 

Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 21:38:02 GMT

On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 18:04:52 +0000, Ben Bradley wrote:

> On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 01:25:28 +0000, Dirk Bruere at Neopax
...
>>Have they done a transcranial magnetic stimulator?
>
> Hmm, I've wanted to make a rectocranial rectifier ever since I
> worked for my first boss, and whenever I've seen a rectocranial
> inversion.
>

Be careful what you ask for! One time, in my distant past, in one of the
alcoholism treatment programs I've been in, they asked for a survey of,
essentially, "How ya' doin'?". I put "Optic rectusis." What this
means, and I think most smart people already know it, is the condition
where the optic nerve gets crossed with the nerve that controls the
rectum, and you get a shitty outlook on life.

The nurse who collected the surveys, some hours or days later, asked me,
"What's this term here, 'optic rectusis'?" I 'splained. She got all red
in the face, and gave an embarrassed laugh - "I put that on your chart!"

Cheers!
Rich

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