Re: · · · Have You Heard The Good News? · · ·

From: Chris (cfoley1064_at_yahoo.com)
Date: 03/01/05 

Date: 1 Mar 2005 12:06:54 -0800

Rich The Philosophizer wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 04:51:23 -0800, Google_Usenet_USA wrote:
>
> > Good News!
> >
> > Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this
> > life has ended?
>
> It's impossible to "do" anything, or "go" anywhere when you're dead,
> dip***. Except in the hearse.
>
> Good Luck!
> Rich
>
> for further information, please visit http://www.godchannel.com

Hi, Rich the Philosophizer. I happened look at your link above a while
back, but you disappeared. I figured you were off philosophizing. A
few questions, if you wouldn't mind:

* Does the description at the University of Virginia New Religious
Movements page for Channeling accurately reflect this church?

http://religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/nrms/channel.html

* Is this an organization you personally recommend, or do you have any
experience with people in this religious movement? They sound pretty
straightforward about things.

* Are saunas optional or mandatory? And what is the ratio of female
to male in this church? I'm assuming it's about 20:1, and you're a
pretty happy guy sitting in your sauna. ;-)

I can assure you _I'm_ asking in a friendly, non-inflammatory manner,
but I can't vouch for the person with the "End of the World" sandwich
sign and the long white hair, sandals and scraggly beard who is the OP
(and certainly lurking right around the corner, ready to spam at will).
 Now I suppose we'll be getting a hail of new posts from him, but it's
like the weather -- we'd get them, anyway.

Looking forward to hearing from you -- actually, I'm kind of amazed
nobody's asked this before.

Oh, yes -- by the way, does philosophizing daily lead to closer,
smoother shaves, too? ;-)

Chris

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