Re: Possible Darwin Award Nominee (OT)




Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippie skrev:

> On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 19:48:46 +0100, Paul Burridge wrote:
>
> > http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,172-1863931,00.html
>
> One time some years ago, I was in the food court at some mall, and I don't
> remember what booth it was, but there was a little gal, about 16YO,
> churning something. There was a 5-gallon bucket of something, and she was
> churning it by poking this broom-sized stirring stick into this 5-gal.
> bucket. And pulling it out. Vertically. With no bra. Rapidly. Yes, of
> course I ogle teenage girls. Everybody likes attractive teenage girls,
> that's why they've got a LAW!! ;-)
>

around here the the law says 15 but I guess that is pushing it :)

> So, anyways, I was watching this chick bounce up and down, and she
> finished her chore or whatever and gave a big dootzy happy-face grin, and
> she had a piece of metal penetrating her tongue.
>
> I almost threw up. I screamed: "AAAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!! MUTILATED!!!!!!!"
> and scurried away, amidst many puzzled glances.
>
> Cheers!
> Rich

I've heard tongue studs are great for sex :)), and I'm sure the
dentists love it when they come to have their chipped teeth fixed

always hated rings in the lip, until you get close enough to see its a
ring it just looks like herpes ....

-Lasse

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