OT: BBQ Rib Showdown

Whilst i cook up a nice hot curry, I was watching Lifestyle food
channel. It pisses me off the I pay so much money for cable and get so
many adds. Anyway, i figure like all the cable channels, that
Lifystyle must be a spin-off of some American cable channel. However,
all of a sudden comes the BBQ rib showdown. Perhaps this is ironic,
since i asked the 'how to cook ribs question' but now i know.

So all this time I have been using my aussie gas or wood fired BBQ and
it is nothing like what the Rib doctors use over there. Man those bbq
have these rotesserie like grill things that spin over some smoking
wood and heat beads i think (i couldnt really see).
Perhaps that is why my ribs fail.... Nope, not that.

Me in my infinite wisdom seprate ribs before cooking...bad.. How could
i be so stupid, duhh, cook it like a rack of lamb.... I know for next
time. No wonder they always turned out so crap. I guess the only time
I have ever eaten good ribs is when I am smashed off my face at some
Microsoft party thing (the ones where they try make you buy their
product), but i always focus on the beer. Hey it is free beer. Anyway,
i have never paid much attention to the rib, so I always fail to
notice that they are cut AFTER the cooking.

The other thing these doctors do is smoke these ribs for 4 hours or
so. Wow, i cook my ribs in like 20 minutes.

I guess i need to make some vents in my bbq hood. And perhaps seal off
the bottom?? *** that, i ahve been threating the missus for ages that
I am going to buy one of them fancy bbq's, perhpas its time I when out
and did it. I guess she wont talk to me for a week, if I am lucky
maybe 2, but hey, its gotta be worth a good feed of ribs...



The REAL Andy
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