Re: Earthquake hits Mexico this morning

On 15 mei, 20:01, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-Web-
Site.com> wrote:
On Thu, 15 May 2008 10:54:06 -0700, "BobW"





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"Jim Thompson" <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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On Thu, 15 May 2008 10:05:37 -0700, "BobW"
<nimby_NEEDS...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

"Jim Thompson" <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has
hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are
injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't
know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million
replacement Mexicans.

                                       ...Jim Thompson

You will NOT be going to heaven, Jim.

:-)

Bob

Are you sure ?:-)

                                       ...Jim Thompson

I'm certain of it because I've been sending St. Peter jokes such as this,
and he's says that I'm not welcome:

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when a small boy goes past
them. The priest says, "Ya know, I'd really like to screw that kid", and the
rabbi replies, "Out of what?".

Bob

Love it!  It's truly a shame that some people are so
political-correctness-uptight that they have absolutely no sense of
humor.

As usual, Jim is out of touch with reality. There's no conflict
between having a sense of humour and appreciating that certain old
jokes are unnecessarily offensive. Laughing while you are barfing is
not a pleasant experience - though Jim's jokes are rarely funny enough
enough to compell laughter.

I have a daughter-in-law who is Jewish and we trade Jewish jokes all
the time.

Likewise a son-in-law that enjoys lawyer jokes... even the severely
nasty ones ;-)

Don't have much choice, do they, if they want to keep on speaking
terms with their father-in-law. You can chose your friends, but
relatives aren't optional.

--
Bill Sloman, Nijmegen
.

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